Comments on: BENICIO DEL TORO AS… BRET EASTON ELLIS? http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/benicio-del-toro-to-play-bret-easton-ellis FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:42:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/benicio-del-toro-to-play-bret-easton-ellis#comment-192033 Crapbasket Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:34:46 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13057#comment-192033 You know, after BDT's Oscar worthy turn as Ladybird Johnson in Blake Edwards' <i>Texas Cheese</i> I think he can pull this role off like a wet scab. You know, after BDT’s Oscar worthy turn as Ladybird Johnson in Blake Edwards’ Texas Cheese I think he can pull this role off like a wet scab.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/benicio-del-toro-to-play-bret-easton-ellis#comment-192032 Crapbasket Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:30:21 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13057#comment-192032 [Puts down sherm] Oh, I get this now. [pulls up section of carpet, crawls under, whispers] I'm a dust mite. Can you dig it? [Puts down sherm]
Oh, I get this now.
[pulls up section of carpet, crawls under, whispers]
I’m a dust mite. Can you dig it?

]]> By: Vodka http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/benicio-del-toro-to-play-bret-easton-ellis#comment-192030 Vodka Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:28:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13057#comment-192030 Trejo was in one of my most favorite B movies, Wedlock (aka Deadlock). But they killed him off right away. That dropped it down a few notches. But then Rutger Hauer making Screwface's head explode kicked it back up. ::too hot in here to make a joke right now:: Trejo was in one of my most favorite B movies, Wedlock (aka Deadlock). But they killed him off right away. That dropped it down a few notches. But then Rutger Hauer making Screwface’s head explode kicked it back up.

::too hot in here to make a joke right now::

]]> By: MaxwellDemon http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/benicio-del-toro-to-play-bret-easton-ellis#comment-192028 MaxwellDemon Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:09:55 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13057#comment-192028 BDT has also been offered the lead in Puerto Rican Psycho. He's part of "that whole Yale thing" ["Yale" spelled j-a-i-l.] BDT has also been offered the lead in Puerto Rican Psycho. He’s part of “that whole Yale thing” ["Yale" spelled j-a-i-l.]

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/benicio-del-toro-to-play-bret-easton-ellis#comment-192027 Crapbasket Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:09:52 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13057#comment-192027 "By honey, I go to post office now." "Anglo by store, you get milk too!" “By honey, I go to post office now.”

“Anglo by store, you get milk too!”

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/benicio-del-toro-to-play-bret-easton-ellis#comment-192026 Stone Soup Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:09:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13057#comment-192026 Sorry, I'm distracted by thinking of the alternative domain name extensions the chick in the banner ad can come up with... .blo ? Sorry, I’m distracted by thinking of the alternative domain name extensions the chick in the banner ad can come up with…

.blo ?

]]> By: MaxwellDemon http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/benicio-del-toro-to-play-bret-easton-ellis#comment-192025 MaxwellDemon Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:05:47 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13057#comment-192025 Danny Trejo has signed to play me during my legendary high school years. Mashitty, coming soon to a grindhouse in your white suburb. Danny Trejo has signed to play me during my legendary high school years. Mashitty, coming soon to a grindhouse in your white suburb.

]]> By: bryce http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/benicio-del-toro-to-play-bret-easton-ellis#comment-192024 bryce Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:02:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13057#comment-192024 Lol nice Robo. Lol nice Robo.

]]> By: Stinky Peet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/benicio-del-toro-to-play-bret-easton-ellis#comment-192023 Stinky Peet Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:02:23 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13057#comment-192023 Judd Apatow is going to respond by making <i>We Are Family</i> and casting Michael Cera and Jonah Hill as Roberto Clemente and Willie Stargell. Judd Apatow is going to respond by making We Are Family and casting Michael Cera and Jonah Hill as Roberto Clemente and Willie Stargell.

]]> By: Stinky Peet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/benicio-del-toro-to-play-bret-easton-ellis#comment-192022 Stinky Peet Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:00:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=13057#comment-192022 That's the most nonsensical casting decision since Will Smith played a black guy in <i>Six Degrees of Separation</i>. That’s the most nonsensical casting decision since Will Smith played a black guy in Six Degrees of Separation.

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