Comments on: BEAR FIGHTING CHAMPION: SCHWARZENEGGER

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:41:36 +0000

The original script called for a gorilla, but he got deported before the scene was finished. Local Brotherhood of Bear Actors #216 caught wind of the project, forced a title change – the whole thing was a mess. It destroyed the box office numbers and cost Arnold a promising career. Anyway, moral of the story, unions are bad. I mean, stay off drugs. Whatever.

By: RoboPanda

RoboPanda — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:41:27 +0000

Is a bear catholic?

By: Charlie Br0nze

Charlie Br0nze — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:41:04 +0000

Security seems pretty lapse at that fucking zoo. They better have the flying sharks in cages or somebody’s gonna get hurt.

By: Shop 101

Shop 101 — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:40:55 +0000

Just don’t let Schwartzenegger shit on your chest.

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:39:01 +0000

Not SURE which that was…what I was saying before. Before I started to ramble. I shouldn’t have bought these drugs off that bear : (

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:37:38 +0000

Will Schwarzenegger shit in the woods?!?

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:37:02 +0000

That bear has a sweet business card. It’s a dead bunny.

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:33:46 +0000

It’s true, the Central Park Zoo is made up of suicidal bears and furries that make cat noises. Not which this is.

By: Charlie Br0nze

Charlie Br0nze — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:33:19 +0000

How unlucky can you get? The day you decide to try out your new bear costume by going for a stroll in the park, a 600lb bear escapes from the zoo and the world’s most notorious bear molester happens to be taking a cab ride with his impressionable girlfriend.

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:32:05 +0000

God Bless that gondolier for keeping up with that crazy Italian music for the bear fight.