04.15.09 GUESS WHAT ADJECTIVE MICHAEL BAY USES
According to his official message board, Michael Bay screened Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen for Steven Spielberg the other day. Guess how Spielberg described it. And again, this is according to Michael Bay:
“Steven Spielberg sat next to me in a big 100 person theater at Sony. There were 98 empty seats. The lights came up after we just watched my cut of Revenge of the Fallen. He turned to me and said ‘It’s awesome’ He felt this movie was better then the first – and probably my best, who knows – at this point in a movie you start to lose your objectivity. I just hope the fans like it.” [shootfortheedit via /Film]
I get the feeling a film critic could come up to Michael Bay and say, “It’s interesting how you rendered the machines anthropomorphically. It’s a strange decision aesthetically, but there’s also a certain pathos to it, a sort of Freudian projection that I found compelling.” And you could ask Bay, “So what’d she say?” And Michael Bay would be like, “She said I’m awesome.”
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2010/02/startrekspockyou-449x600-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2010/01/Transformers-BoomMicgun-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2010/01/transformers-2BayFox-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/12/VictoriaSecret0MichaelBay-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/11/meganfox-nytimespanties-150x150.jpg)
There are 24 comments about:
GUESS WHAT ADJECTIVE MICHAEL BAY USES
Sounds…romantic?
“then we ate matzah balls. it was sweet”.
..and that’s funny, when I’m in a theater alone with Speilburg he turns to me to tell me this is the point where I start to lose my virginity.
then I wake up crying.
STEVEN SPIELBERG BAD TOUCH!
Micheal Bay has one thing in his favor. Fighting robots ARE awesome.
At least he didn’t say Spielberg told him the soundtrack was “awesome”. You know what that means.
WHY DID IT JUST TAKE ME 10 F’ING MINUTES TO LOG ON?
lights come up in theater
Bay: So, what do you think?
Spielberg: It’s…. it’s…. it’s awful, Michael.
Bay: Yeah, awesome! I knew you’d think so!
Spielberg: No, aw-FULL, Mike. Just terrible.
Bay: Yeah! CYBORGS! Terrifying and awesome!
Spielberg: No, I hate it! It’s an abomination!
Bay: Well sure, Steven, we can put giant snowmen in it.
There were 98 empty seats because that’s how many Michael Bay’s ego requires.
What’s Michael Bay’s favorite musical riff?
BOOM shaka-laka
What’s Michael Bay’s favorite bathroom cleaner?
Ka-BOOM.
Spielberg: It was awful, Michael.
Bay: Awesome, eh?
Spielberg: I said awFUL, Michael.
Bay: Yeah, it was awesome.
Spielberg: You are a horrible person.
Sorry Stinky!
(in the theatre)
Michael Bay: Here, Steven, have some popcorn.
Spielberg: OK, don’t mind if I–MY GOD! What’s that in the popcorn box?!!
Bay: Heh, remember the movie “Diner”?
Spielberg: Oh, OK. I thought it was a hot dog in there or something. Now that I know it’s YOU…it’s awesome!
Banner Pic: One Shall Stand. One Shall Fall.
Banner Pic:
Michael Bay-”Its you and me Steve”
Spiels-”No, its just me Michael”
Banner Pic:
Michael Bay (thinks): “Did Spielberg just fart? Cause if he DID…it’s awesome!”
Michael Bay is starting a petition to change Good Friday into Awesome Friday.
When Bay sees and adorable puppy he says
“Awwwwwwwwww……SOME!” and then jumps in the air throwing his juicyfruit gum up and then spinning around. Weirdo.
Banner Pic:
Spiels(Whispering to Bay)-”You know you look like a chic with that feathered hair prick.
Bay-”Cool jacket. What did George use his Macy’s card on you this weekend?”
Spiels-”Nice one Farrah. At least mine doesn’t make me look like an extra in Cruising”
Bay’s suggestions to Spielberg for CGI-enhanced re-releases: Schindler’s Awesome List, Band of Bros, and Saving The Fuck Out Of Private Ryan.
I think Bay’s mind is slowly deteriorating to the point where he may begin just speaking completely in superlatives.
Can’t you just picture the camera dollying around Bay and Spielberg and Steve says “The shit just got real.”
“Mike Bay” just sounds too much like “My Lai” to be a co-inky-dink…
Unsatisfied with his birth name, Michael Bay just changed it to Michael Greatlake.
I’m giving this thread to Stinky Peet. Well done.
Comment on this post:
You must be logged in to post a comment. Not yet a member, register for free.