Comments on: MICHAEL BAY WANTS TO MAKE PULP FICTION http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/bay-plans-little-movie-like-pulp-fiction FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 06:15:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: max power http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/bay-plans-little-movie-like-pulp-fiction#comment-190518 max power Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:06:45 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12652#comment-190518 In other words, he's going to replace the constant swearing with explosions. In other words, he’s going to replace the constant swearing with explosions.

]]> By: MaxwellDemon http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/bay-plans-little-movie-like-pulp-fiction#comment-190462 MaxwellDemon Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:40:53 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12652#comment-190462 Kind of surprised Bay isn't making Fox Force Five. Kind of surprised Bay isn’t making Fox Force Five.

]]> By: MaxwellDemon http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/bay-plans-little-movie-like-pulp-fiction#comment-190461 MaxwellDemon Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:39:01 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12652#comment-190461 Bay's pitch for a "small movie": "(boom)." Bay’s pitch for a “small movie”:
“(boom).”

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/bay-plans-little-movie-like-pulp-fiction#comment-190460 ChinoMoreno Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:32:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12652#comment-190460 Girl...you'll be a woman BOOM!!! Girl…you’ll be a woman BOOM!!!

]]> By: FistfulOAwesome http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/bay-plans-little-movie-like-pulp-fiction#comment-190459 FistfulOAwesome Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:30:59 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12652#comment-190459 When Michael Bay was a schoolboy he stuffed Fucking Fireworks up cat pussy. He has apparently upgraded. When Michael Bay was a schoolboy he stuffed Fucking Fireworks up cat pussy. He has apparently upgraded.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/bay-plans-little-movie-like-pulp-fiction#comment-190458 Donkey Hodey Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:22:37 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12652#comment-190458 The theme song? MisirBOOM! The theme song? MisirBOOM!

]]> By: Rotwangchung http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/bay-plans-little-movie-like-pulp-fiction#comment-190456 Rotwangchung Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:15:32 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12652#comment-190456 "Sorry baby, but I had to crash that Honda, flip-roll it six times over the edge of a cliff where it burst into flame as it plunged into a delivery truck filled with water-cooler bottles and then blow it up with one of those disposable heat-seeking rpgs that has the instructions printed on the side." “Sorry baby, but I had to crash that Honda, flip-roll it six times over the edge of a cliff where it burst into flame as it plunged into a delivery truck filled with water-cooler bottles and then blow it up with one of those disposable heat-seeking rpgs that has the instructions printed on the side.”

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/bay-plans-little-movie-like-pulp-fiction#comment-190455 Fek'lhr Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:14:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12652#comment-190455 That's what I get for adding special* effects to my posts. :( *retarded That’s what I get for adding special* effects to my posts. :(

*retarded

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/bay-plans-little-movie-like-pulp-fiction#comment-190453 Fek'lhr Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:13:36 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12652#comment-190453 <b>Bay added, “It’s a dark comedy.”</b> <i>*a surge in neutron radiation is detected, then...SUDDENLY!, Grethor appears!* *incoming transmission*</i> Dor sho gha! This baktag wants to direct "Madea Goes Suicide Bomber On Yo' Ass!"??? <i>*end transmission* *a faint, red aura surrounds the ship then SUDDENLY!, Grethor disappears!*</i> Bay added, “It’s a dark comedy.”

*a surge in neutron radiation is detected, then…SUDDENLY!, Grethor appears!*

*incoming transmission*

Dor sho gha! This baktag wants to direct “Madea Goes Suicide Bomber On Yo’ Ass!”???

*end transmission*

*a faint, red aura surrounds the ship then SUDDENLY!, Grethor disappears!*

]]> By: vyjuncg http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/bay-plans-little-movie-like-pulp-fiction#comment-190452 vyjuncg Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:12:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12652#comment-190452 My favorite dark comedy is "Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins" My favorite dark comedy is “Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins”

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