04.17.09 MICHAEL BAY WANTS TO MAKE PULP FICTION
Prior to his inevitable sequel to Transformers 2, Michael Bay tells MTV he might take a year off to do a “small movie.”
“It’s based on a true story, and it’s very funny,” Bay added, “It’s a dark comedy.”
Although Bay wouldn’t cough up details on the film’s plot and said it is currently untitled, he is making plans to film it next year for a small budget, and has had his eye on the script for some time. “It’s good,” he explained. “It’s like a ‘Pulp Fiction’-type of movie.”
Pressed for more details, Bay said, “Metaphorically speaking, the major difference between my movie and Pulp Fiction will be that in my movie, we’ll actually show you what’s in the suitcase. Spoiler Alert: It’s f*cking dynamite. And I don’t mean that metaphorically.”
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MICHAEL BAY WANTS TO MAKE PULP FICTION
A low-budget dark comedy?
Something tells me this is going to be like the last scene in ‘Dr. Strangelove’.
What’s in *MY* suitcase?
My “DEAD NIGGER STORAGE” sign.
uncomfortable plot summaries…pretty funny stuff.
http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/
A couple of my favorites were:
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS – Cheerleaders develop valuable entrepreneurial skills
SE7EN – Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
SUPERBAD – Boys plan date-rape, sleep together
IT – Children use horrific murders as excuse to run train on young girl.
Say ‘awesome’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say awesome one more Goddamn time!
In your ass, the fifth goes down. Say it.
It appears I’m not the only person who wants to stick an explosive up Travolta’s ass.
EAT MY ASS YOU FUCKING TROLL!
“It appears I’m not the only person who wants to stick an explosive up Travolta’s ass.”
It wouldn’t be the first long cylindrical object to pop in Travolta’s rectum, I rekon.
I’m guessing a small Bay film only uses C2.
Dammit… someone tell New Up Guy I’m gonna kick his ass….
Do they speak English in “BOOM!”?
A dark comedy based on a true story?
Finally, that OJ Simpson biopic we’ve all been waiting for.
Shia’s going to play the gimp one way or the other.
My favorite dark comedy is “Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins”
Bay added, “It’s a dark comedy.”
*a surge in neutron radiation is detected, then…SUDDENLY!, Grethor appears!*
*incoming transmission*
Dor sho gha! This baktag wants to direct “Madea Goes Suicide Bomber On Yo’ Ass!”???
*end transmission*
*a faint, red aura surrounds the ship then SUDDENLY!, Grethor disappears!*
That’s what I get for adding special* effects to my posts. :(
*retarded
“Sorry baby, but I had to crash that Honda, flip-roll it six times over the edge of a cliff where it burst into flame as it plunged into a delivery truck filled with water-cooler bottles and then blow it up with one of those disposable heat-seeking rpgs that has the instructions printed on the side.”
The theme song? MisirBOOM!
When Michael Bay was a schoolboy he stuffed Fucking Fireworks up cat pussy. He has apparently upgraded.
Girl…you’ll be a woman BOOM!!!
Bay’s pitch for a “small movie”:
“(boom).”
Kind of surprised Bay isn’t making Fox Force Five.
In other words, he’s going to replace the constant swearing with explosions.
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