Comments on: AWESOME BAD MOVIE ALERT: BIOHAZARD

By: Sexman

Sexman — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:12:03 +0000

I stand by my statement, “Alien VS Predator, Best Picture.” But to amend it just a bit, I would like to add, “Biohazard best original score.”

DontLieToPie — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:10:38 +0000

Good to see John Stamos’ stunt double gets real work.

Charlie Br0nze — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:44:03 +0000

Bikini Royale should involve many naughty Japanese gravure models learning discipline the hard way.

Rock Strongo — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:41:08 +0000

lieBr0, thats a fair point… but I’d expect the Hoff to be doing the do with a German Shepherd, not an adorable little Shar-Pei

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:37:25 +0000

The boys of Biohazard county were always a-stirrin’ up trouble round these parts and, well, that ol’ sherriff was doin’ his fair share too.

*two retards jump a gorge in an orange wagon they’ve playfully nicknamed the Colonel Klink.*

RoboPanda — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:34:40 +0000

Bikini Royale is what they call a McDonald’s quarter pounder with cheese on the French Riviera.

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:24:04 +0000

Bikini Royale is the James Bond film that Daniel Craig absolutely refuses to do. Unless, Sacha Baron Cohen is the one in the bikini.

Charlie Br0nze — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:23:18 +0000

I dunno, Rock, all those folds of skin could provide alternative options.

Charlie Br0nze — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:20:00 +0000

Or maybe unwisely eating a Toblerone sideways.

JHC — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:16:45 +0000

The third screencap looks like that guy has spent too much time with Kevin Spacey.

See, it looks like he has balls in his mouth. Aw fuck it.