ANOTHER ALIEN? OH, RIDLEY…
04.28.09
While the proposed Predator reboot is already losing steam with Robert Rodriguez only producing and not directing as originally reported, Fox co-chair Tom Rothman claimed in a recent interview with IESB that Ridley Scott was “toying with the idea” of doing another Aliens movie.
Excited? Don’t be. This is still Fox we’re talking about. You may remember their last alien movie? The one with Eddie Murphy living inside an Eddie Murphy-shaped spaceship? The one that got outgrossed by Soul Plane? And as for Ridley Scott? Yeah, he’ll be good to go once he finishes his movie based on MOTHER EFFING MONOPOLY. Ahh, what a crappy time to be alive.
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Well, if they’re going to give Benicio del Toro Anglo roles, I say that they should cast only white people in a movie about aliens.
That baby ordered the special. I’d like to change mine to the soup, please.
Don’t worry Vince, if this Hog-AIDS or whatever it is plays out, being alive isn’t something we have to worry about much longer.
Another thing Ridley Scott is toying with? Our hearts.
Please please please let it be about Meathead and his Jewey family…
Alien5?
[sighs, looks at semen covered bloodied childhood laying in corner, tear slides down cheek]
I’m sorry…
Dad was not willing to give up on hogging the wife while she was preggers, that picture shows the tragic result.
Knowing Fox, they’ll force him to cast somebody younger than Sigourney Weaver and call it ‘Ripley, Believe it or Not!’
That picture on the right is a PSA about having your children circumcised.
By “toying”, does this mean he’ll use stop motion, action figures, and lots of pew pew sounds?
Hey baby, is that a parasite or are you just happy to see me?
Kurgan: Stop ruining the plot of Transformers 2!
Who knew Ridley Scott was dating Paula Abdul. Is she playing casting couch for the role of “The Bitch” as in “Get away from her…”
The Mighty Feklahr toys with lots of notions. The most notable recent notion was a Dwarven adaptation of the Michael Moorcock character, Rackhir the Red Archer for Lord of the Rings Online.
That has since become a video game reality, but not even Fox would buy some bullshit like that to make into a movie*.
(*unless He has the Dwarven archer kill liberals, homos, and abortionists, which, in retrospect, seems kinda cool and funny. GRRR…ARROWS FOR JEBUS!!!)
I saw “Alien vs. Predator” in prison when a fight between a wetback and a child molester broke out in the yard.
When the warden asked what you were doing, Pauly, did you say, “I’m kicking my ass!!!”?
OH SNAP.
BOOSH!
Fek, you got
Grethorthe BTK van gassed up and ready to roll yet? I got to get on this Megan Fox stalking ASAP.Fek….
Chuch.
Donk: Hey Ridley, what’s the film you’re working on?
Scott: Alien 5.
Donk: So it’s a documentary about Menudo?
Seems that Fox is tired of fucking up other properties so they’ve decided to go back in time and destroy their own. I hope eventually this will lead to Fox eating itself.
That picture on the right is what happens when I fuck babies.
Call me, ladies.
erswi-If by “gassed up” you mean taking it through the Taco Bell drive thru…CHECK!
dammit Fek! Now I’m gonna have to get it fumigated before going to pick Megan Fox up in it! And do you have any idea what a pain in the ass it is to type “fumigate” on a fucking iPhone?
“Fumigate” was the presidential scandal involving Lincoln’s flatulence, right?
I thought the fu-mi-gate was the slit in split crotch panties.
I thought the slit in split crotch panties was pussy.