ANGELS AND DEMONS AND FARTS
04.13.09Wow. If ever there was a movie that lended itself well to fart sounds it was Angels and Demons (though who am I kidding? fart sounds make everything better). My favorite part of the clip (aside from the farting) is 19-seconds in where Hanks says, “If I can find the segno – the sign…” as if he really needed to let everyone know he knew the Italian word for sign. Hi, folks, my nombre – my name – is Tom Hanks. I’m aqui – here – to do a Nic Cage impression. Capiche?
Another fun game is to look at these reaction shot screen caps and imagine them ripping a really gnarly wet fart. I think this one is my favorite. In related news, I can’t wait for recess!
UPDATE: Apparently this was made by my friends at ScreenJunkies. Kudos, sir. Dat’s a spicy a-fart video!
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Puro petho.
I’m starting to wish Tom Hanks was silent and dead.
I always have an angel and demon-style argument every time I rip one whether I want to take credit for the awesome smell or blame it on somebody else to embarrass them.
You cannot petition the Pope with that hair!
Toots are hilarious until you realize someone else’s shit molecules are shooting up your nose. That’s why I keep my fingers in there. You can’t be too careful.
*wiggles other fingers*
In my nose…not up your butt. Just to clarify.
The Mighty Feklahr thought it was ironic that:
A. He watched Religulous on Easter Sunday.
B. There was a rapping jihadist bunny in it (true story!)
elle0-I’m not picking my nose, I am pointing at the crayons!
Hanks: This clue is a blast that could rip all the way toot the Vatican!
If that’s not you, Michelle, then whose fingers are they?
We smelled it. Ron Howard dealt it.
Hey guys! Anybody else’s fingers smell like panda shit?
What?
Oh, it’s just me I guess!
Well fuck you too then.
Shia LeBeouf and Klaus von Stauffenberg’s?
I bet Hanks wishes he could have that Zoltar machine to go back in time and reduce his forehead size.
Disgusting. Reminds me why I opted for the elective colostomy in ’97. Hanks, also disgusting.
When you’re searching for the priest
And you pants fill with yeast
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
When you can’t get the Pope
And then drop a wet brown rope
Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
Soooooo….apparently the terrorists didn’t win; Larry the Cable Guy did.
Farts happen a lot more often when people are constantly blowing smoke up your ass.
Fact:
The Pope’s advisory board is made up of barking spiders.
/Fact:
Tom Hanks Cast Away a Green Mile long turd out of The Terminal that you could smell From The Earth To the Moon and it made a Big Splash.
+10 to Duke for the Tom Hanks movie ref reach-araound.
-50 for not working Big, Joe Versus the Volcano, or Apollo 13 in.
-5000 to me for missing Big
That wasn’t meant to be a FD comment. That was supposed to be a facebook status update.
Demon farts are anything buttholey.
Chino’s avatar is squeezing out a red hot greaser right now.
I know! Too bad there wasn’t an avatar under mine. :(
Hey, what’s going on?
Ewwww.
If you didn’t laugh hard at that long squeaker near the end of the clip, congratulations, I’m sending you a copy of The Ring video.