Comments on: AMAZING: ‘TOMMY AND THE COOL MULE’ http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/amazing-tommy-and-the-cool-mule FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:52:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: minnesara http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/amazing-tommy-and-the-cool-mule#comment-191178 minnesara Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:38:38 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12831#comment-191178 let's be honest: if don lafontaine had done the voiceover work, this would look about 20 times better. let’s be honest: if don lafontaine had done the voiceover work, this would look about 20 times better.

]]> By: JessicaD http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/amazing-tommy-and-the-cool-mule#comment-191104 JessicaD Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:45:08 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12831#comment-191104 And introducing Grant Parker (Barker?) as defendent 23 in drug possesion trial #152, 2011. And introducing Grant Parker (Barker?) as defendent 23 in drug possesion trial #152, 2011.

]]> By: Pauly Dangerously http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/amazing-tommy-and-the-cool-mule#comment-191081 Pauly Dangerously Wed, 22 Apr 2009 07:10:00 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12831#comment-191081 The only difference between a Black person and a Mule is that if you crack them with a bullwhip, they do as they're told. Wait....I don't think that's how that joke goes. The only difference between a Black person and a Mule is that if you crack them with a bullwhip, they do as they’re told.

Wait….I don’t think that’s how that joke goes.

]]> By: Pauly Dangerously http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/amazing-tommy-and-the-cool-mule#comment-191080 Pauly Dangerously Wed, 22 Apr 2009 07:02:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12831#comment-191080 This Mule rides a <a href="http://www.google.com/m/search?eosr=on&q=Donk&site=images&sa=X&oi=blended&ct=more-results/" rel="nofollow">Donk</a> This Mule rides a Donk

]]> By: The Rutger Hauer Experience http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/amazing-tommy-and-the-cool-mule#comment-191079 The Rutger Hauer Experience Wed, 22 Apr 2009 06:27:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12831#comment-191079 I keep confusing this with "Tommy and the Cool Mullet", which was the project title of "Angels & Demons". I keep confusing this with “Tommy and the Cool Mullet”, which was the project title of “Angels & Demons”.

]]> By: Grabastic http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/amazing-tommy-and-the-cool-mule#comment-191076 Grabastic Wed, 22 Apr 2009 02:13:38 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12831#comment-191076 So, this white family keeps Ice-T in their barn to do menial tasks for no pay? They should've set this in the 1850s and called it Straight Outta Birmingham. So, this white family keeps Ice-T in their barn to do menial tasks for no pay? They should’ve set this in the 1850s and called it Straight Outta Birmingham.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/amazing-tommy-and-the-cool-mule#comment-191075 Crapbasket Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:38:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12831#comment-191075 The mule finally convinces them that all that running shit is for suckas and they need to start cooking meth in the barn like proper white folk. The mule finally convinces them that all that running shit is for suckas and they need to start cooking meth in the barn like proper white folk.

]]> By: John Wayne in a Devo Hat http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/amazing-tommy-and-the-cool-mule#comment-191074 John Wayne in a Devo Hat Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:37:45 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12831#comment-191074 See? I told you that Leprechaun In The Hood was only a springboard for Ice T's strategic jump into more challenging talking mule roles. See? I told you that Leprechaun In The Hood was only a springboard for Ice T’s strategic jump into more challenging talking mule roles.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/amazing-tommy-and-the-cool-mule#comment-191073 Crapbasket Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:35:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12831#comment-191073 Are you black? Or are you chicken? Are you black? Or are you chicken?

]]> By: John Wayne in a Devo Hat http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/amazing-tommy-and-the-cool-mule#comment-191072 John Wayne in a Devo Hat Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:33:57 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=12831#comment-191072 "Last Horse Stall In Brooklyn" “Last Horse Stall In Brooklyn”

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