A HEDGEHOG DISCO OF WEEKEND LINKS
04.17.09This one’s called “Fuzzy Fuzzy Cute Cute,” and it comes from the same guy as “Hamster on a Piano” and “Cat Flushing a Toilet.” I don’t know how it took me so long to figure this out, but they’re all written by Parry Gripp, the guy from Nerf Herder – a band whose songs include “Fight for Your Right to Masturbate” and “I’ve Got a Boner for Christmas”, and who I’ve been listening to way longer than any of you, you f*ckin poseurs.
Pac Man in real life. I like how they keep splicing in footage from the video game, in case you didn’t get the reference. [CollegeHumor]
Bruno gets an R rating. See you idiots? Didn’t Nikki Finke tell you this would happen all along? From now on, just shut up and listen to what she says, she’s the smartest person in the world, you know. [NikkeFinke]
The Ultimate Butter Face Test. I think I’ve played this before. To pass it, you have to drink four beers. [HolyTaco]
New Harry Potter trailer. I would’ve posted it here, but I’m sick of summarizing the plot. [ScreenJunkies]
Teaser Trailer for $quid. The main character owes money to a giant squid, you see. [QuietEarth]
New set pic from The Rum Diary. [LiveforFilm]
Official 500 Days of Summer poster. Tons of pictures of Zooey Deschanel – not a bad strategy. Way to steal my Trapper Keeper’s shtick, by the way. [below, via FirstShowing]


If a squid owes somebody money does it squirt red ink?
How did they sneak into my house and get a picture of my Zooey wall?
There must be 5,000 ways to die, yet Seltzer and Friedberg keep waking up.
Fuckin A. I had a hedgehog once.
I can’t watch the vid, so I’ll just imagine that the little fucker is blue and hauling ass.
The 500 Days tag line, “This is not a love story, it is a story about love” made me vomit shit into my lap.
I fortunately don’t have audio because my head nearly exploded from the fuzzy cuteness of it.
So Al, your hedgehog was not sonic.
Ya, two Sonic jokes, fuck off, it’s Friday, and I have never even played that game so fuck off again.
I’ve never played it either but find the repetition comforting, Crappy.
Ten Minutes To Wapner! Ten Minutes To Wapner!
Well, I have another Hockey game tonight that I need to start getting drunk for. DireCraptasticmuttbasket OUT!!
I’ve never wanted to fuck a puppy as much as I want to right now.
Your life isn’t complete until you’ve seen his video “Spaghetti Cat (I Weep For You).”
The Ultimate Butter Face Test?
I’ve been to plenty of those, they’re called Quinceañeras.
The main character owes money to a giant squid, you see.
Zack Snyder?
V-Man, you forgot the theme from “Buffy”! What kind of elitist nerd-hating music snob are you???
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Last time I saw a mouth like Sexmans, it had a hook in it.
If anyoneis still in here would you mind calling in a bomb threat to Lakeside Mall in New Orleans? It might get me out of clothes shopping wiff the wife.
I’d fuck any chick that had Gilbert Gottfried’s face.
Just putting it out there.
Hey Jack! Call me.
I agree Jack!, but you find me a woman that makes fuck noises like how Bobcat Goldthwait talks and I’ll show you the next Mrs. Pauly Dangerously.
Actually, good sir, I have listened to them longer than thou. I have their debut album titled “Nerf Herder.” The song Van Halen kicks so much ass.
Thane for nothing on that bomb threat request.
DICKS.
Erswi,
I called in your frickin’ bomb threat. I said, “Your mall, a bomb.”
And right before I hung up the guy on the phone said, “We thinks it da bomb too, Homie. Thanks”
(Apparently Katrina didn’t get the job done.)
DJ Kitty: “How do I paws this thing?”
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(Sorry, that was a Durst from two days ago that I just remembered)
@Max
I got that album. And all their others since.
I hate to step into the middle of a dick-measuring contest, but I just want to know if The Swi bought pillow shams and tea cozies.
I’m gonna blast the Fuzzy Fuzzy Cute Cute song the next time someone comes into my office, just to see what they do.