04.15.09 POSSIBLY THE MOST GENERIC IDEA EVER

They realize later that the mob actually got them to swipe $50 million

It’s nice when they tell me the twist ending in the synopsis before they even start filming. This script needs a rapping kangaroo though. He could be called Boots MacGuffin.

If they’re going to do an ’80s throwback, I want boobs. And I don’t mean “Oh hey, I saw a partial side boob of that famous actress that doesn’t do nudity.” I mean random boobs in scenes just for the sake of boobs.

And the villian should wear chain mail.

I’m gettin’ too old for this script.

That was suppose to say “$50 million from the CIA” but the fucking CIA stole half my sentence. I’m gonna go hit their van (parked outside my house) with an umbrella. BRB.

You got to worry for Americas security when some one from the DEA and a sailer can steal $50 million from their intelligence service. CIA, CLOIA more like. Central lack of intelligence agency….haha, who’s with me….no..ok.

“48 Lethal Boobs”
Let’s start writing it, Miz

Ooh - Panda - put a banana in their tail pipe.

Never touch a Vampire’s Radio!

Then figure out a way to disable the van.

But is one of them a cop who has to break the rules to make sure justice is served?

Chief: You busted up that crack house pretty bad, McGonigle. Did you really have to break so much furniture?

McGonigle: You tell me, Chief. You had a pretty good view from behind your desk.

If they want to go for an 80’s action movie feel then 2 guns just isn’t going to cut it. 80’s action movies never had less than 50. They’ll also need the 80’s guns with the increased clip size. If a gun can’t hold more than 100 bullets then it just isn’t worth it.

Oooh, wait, do they have to rebuild one of them with robot parts?

They said vein of lethal weapon.

I thought the ‘modern spin’ on 80s buddy cop flicks was making the white one asian instead.

What the fuck is with the “Congratulations - You Won!” audio that plays when I open this page.

*hopes he won something nice*

maybe you won an STD stone, I hear there is a lot of those going round.

I will watch this movie. If they make it with puppets.

Is one of the stars white and the other black? You know, for an original twist, what if the white guy was a hip-hop wigger and the black guy was a nerdy Urkel-clone who likes Celine Dion music?
Just trying to help!

So which one of the protagonists falls in love with the mafia don’s daughter? Or is it his ex-wife? Sister? Man, I’ve purposely forgotten so much about the ’80s it’s hard to remember.

You Won the Uproxx Sweepstakes (hepatitis B). Ask your doctor about Uproxx.

Oooh, another idea for a “modern spin!” What if…the two stars were GAY?!
You could call it “Lethal Brokeback.”

The ‘modern spin’ is that they steal $50 million from the Culinary Institute of America.

They should give it a postmodern spin where all the characters realize they’re in a shitty movie.

Oooh - maybe they can include some realistic shots of computer hackers hitting three keys and gaining access to the CIA’s mainframe. Maybe show the screen with a giant graphic that says “FILES COPIED” when they successfully find the information they need.

They should probably say something like “I’m in.”