03.25.09 WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE TRAILER (!!!)
As a professional movie blogger, I try to keep a level head and not geek out over the things that make me excited, like the Spike Jonze-directed, Dave Eggers-scripted adaptation of Where the Wild Things Are, the best children’s book ever written. But on the other hand, OMG OMG OMG! *desperately fans face with hand*
*passes out in giant drool puddle with nerd boner tent in sweatpants*
(added same trailer with a couple different players after the jump, if the one above doesn’t work. also available in HD at Apple)
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WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE TRAILER (!!!)
Animal crackers?
My dick?
Fox in socks?
No, you’re not the only one Al.
As much as that kid runs around in that dirty furry costume you know it has to smell like the underside of a hobo’s nutsack.
@Nezzer
You sure not the overside of a hobo’s nutsack? No no no. You’re right. The underside. What was I thinking?
You know who’s not getting a box this year? Burnsy.
And I mean that in a couple ways.
Would the underside of a hobo’s nutsack smell sufficiently better or worse than the overside of a hobo’s nutsack?
Another burning question . . . how many times can we work hobo’s nutsack into this thread?
Hobo’s nutsack.
I wish they’d make an adaptation of my favorite childrens’ book. Well, at least it was my favorite before I got a marker and learned to spell. I don’t really want to see ‘Clifford the Big Red Dong’ come to theaters.
Hobo’s buttcrack?
@jokerswild
I’m not sure if you hobonutsack analysis properly brings up the gravity of hobonutsack situation as a whole…hobonutsack.
Michelle Owen would, Donk.
The 70’s blaxploitation version of this, Were Dem While Tings At? had all the glamour and ritz of The Wiz and all the violence and booty of Dolomite
BANNER PIC
Max reacted as most would when he realized that he was not the King of the Monsters but the King of Wiping Every Monster’s ass
Hobonutsack/
Hobonutsack/
Hobonutsack/
Ah a snake! A snake wooooo!/
Hobonutsack/
Hobonutsack/
Hobonutsack/
A mushroom! Ah a mushroom!
It’s nto my HTML skillz, it’s UPROOOOXXXX!!!!
Oh, and fuck maximizing site traffic with “Megan Fox Naked” I think erswi is onto something with the hobonutsack demo we could be drawing.
Thats it! I’ve had it!
I’m sick of these motherfucking hobonutsacks on this hobonutsack plane!!!!
Is a hobonutsack that thing that’s attached to a stick that they carry over their shoulder?
If Hobonutsack A hitched a hobonutsack train traveling at 74 mph at 11:53 and Hobonutsack B hitched a hobonutsack train traveling at 80 mph at the same spot at 12:41, at what time would it be when the hobonutsucks collided?
Spock:Live long and hobonutsack
John McClain: Yippekiya Hobonutsack!
Narrator or Tale of Two Cities: It was the best of hobonutsacks. It was the worst of hobonutsacks
Jesus…it works with everthing!!!!
*hobonutsacks
Fuck.
Chino, interesting fact. D’you know that song “Do Your Ears Hang Low”? (and being a mom, I have to guess you do)
Well when it says “can you throw ‘em over your shoulder, like a Continental soldier . . . ” apparently that’s a reference to the hobonutsackonastick that you asked about.
What do you do for recreation?
Oh the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional hobosnutsack.
When the hobonutsucks collide I’d have to guess it would be 69 o’clock.
* i’m still 13 on the inside
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