03.23.09 WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE: NEW PICS
USA Today has a batch of new pictures from Where the Wild Things Are, the Spike Jonze/Dave Eggers adaptation that will finally hit theaters October 19th, with the first trailer attached to Monsters vs. Aliens this Friday. Jonze said of his star, Max Records (who plays a kid also named Max) “I can’t imagine anyone else playing Max. Max is the soul of the movie. He’s a very special sort of kid. Deep and thoughtful. Sweet and sincere.”
Records, who previously appeared in videos for Cake and Death Cab for Cutie, is becoming something of a commodity. My imaginary sources even tell me Brett Ratner wants him for his next project, calling Records “sexy as hell.”










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WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE: NEW PICS
If I ever stood on the kitchen counter and yelled like that, I would’ve woken up 5 years later with those jammies stretched to the limit.
Banner Pic Caption: And starring in the monster suit, George Lucas.
You’re supposed to take your kids to this? Those things are going to give ME nightmares.
I think the original quote was:
He’s a very special sort of kid. Deep and has a lot of things running through his head *points at crotch, nods slowly, pouting lips*
In Michelle Owen masturbates to a batch of new pictures from where the wild things are.
In Prison…
well, this is definitely enough drunk posting for today. Good night, Gentlemen.
In related news, the Vatican has denounced this movie as “conducive to immoral thoughts and actions…I mean, c’mon, give us a break here.”
A highly-touted child actor with a name like Max Records? This kid is going to grow up to be a supervillian.
Max got scared when Spike Jonze caught him on top of the wild thing. Then Jonze said “Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing”
Records, …, is becoming something of a commodity.
So he’s currently worth about 1/48 of what he was last Summer?
From this batch of stills, I can’t tell if this is a movie or a Depeche Mode music video.
I want to see this thing go head to head with Bluto from Labyrinth and see who wins. Maybe throw Snuffleupagus in there for fun.
The fact I know the guys name is Bluto should worry me.
Bout time they made a high budget Plushie porn that caters to the kid in me.
Things to do on October 19th:
1. masterbate to excitement of this movie
2. call weed dealer
3. watch movie
4. masterbate to how awesome the movie was
5. call Bruce Greenwood and ask his opinion
Nick Nolte’s review:
“DaNang in September 1971 – now that my friends is where the wild things were. Ya couldn’t walk 5 feet without some furry gook attacking your flank. We lost a lot of good men that month, god dammit, but I’ll be DAMNED if we didn’t teach ole uncle Charlie a lesson he’d never forget.”
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