Comments on: WESLEY SNIPES CAN’T JUMP (BAIL)

By: NoMoPolenta

NoMoPolenta — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:21:22 +0000

I don’t think Snipes defense summary really convinced the court:

“To me Judge…you’re nothing but another dead vampire”

“OOOOOO KEEEEEEE…bail denied”

By: The Rutger Hauer Experience

The Rutger Hauer Experience — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:44:18 +0000

Snipes looks like a centrifuged tiger in that picture.

By: The Rutger Hauer Experience

The Rutger Hauer Experience — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:33:16 +0000

Looks like Chris Tucker lost weight. Maybe for Rush Hour 4? *Rumor*

By: Mr_Drummond

Mr_Drummond — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:13:54 +0000

Pictured: The black version of C-3PO.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:09:33 +0000

“The name’s Brown, Charlie Brown.”

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:02:35 +0000

With Westley Snipes movies, he tries to be his own easter egg.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:01:20 +0000

Snipes looks like Winnie the Pooh after getting his head stuck up Eeyore’s ass.

By: bryce

bryce — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:55:47 +0000

Rumors are that Steven Seagal will black up and stand in for Snipes while he is in prison.

By: jokerswild

jokerswild — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:51:39 +0000

Reached for comment after the decision, Snipes was quoted as saying “some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate in a yellow pimp suit. Wait. What?”

By: bryce

bryce — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:50:33 +0000

He told the Judge he was a hater. Then pimp rolled his way out of the court. He was last seen at the bus station getting angry with a clerk because none of the Greyhounds go to Namibia. He then fought with Gary Busey over who ‘owned’ the bench near the water fountain.