03.11.09 WEIRD, THAT’S HOW *I* DRESS FOR KARATE CLASS
High Kick Girl high-kicked its way into my heart with an awesome teaser a few months ago and I’ve been following it closely ever since (sometimes I sleep outside its bedroom window). I have the new trailer after the jump, and it still doesn’t have English subtitles, but luckily the language of Asian girls in short skirts kicking people in the face is universal. Also: pay special attention to the knee to the head she takes at the 1:19 mark. How awesome is that sound effect? It sounds like they recorded a melon being crushed. That’s probably how they disposed of it after cutting a hole in it, putting it in the microwave, and making love to it. I think there’s a metaphor in there.
via Twitch (who have a couple other teasers)
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There are 10 comments about:
WEIRD, THAT’S HOW *I* DRESS FOR KARATE CLASS
Fuck you Kaplan University! how dare you pop up when i’m jerking off to Asian chicks!
Wow, I bet that Japanese girl can kick high enough to reach the average American’s pecs! USA! USA! USA!
Steven Spielberg plans to remake this as a Will Smith project.
This isn’t the movie Chris Brown was hoping to see.
This is also not the movie Chris Hansen was hoping to see.
New up.
High Kick Girl reminds me of the nickname I had for my ex wife – Stupid Bitch Whore.
In college I banged a lot of high “stick” girls. Betcha this movie won’t portray that.
High Kick Girl couldn’t be more accessible if she had a wheelchair ramp to her snatch.
I didn’t realize she was putting up a fight – I thought she was just showing me the goods, your honor.
Nick Nolte walked around Rodeo Drive kicking women in the head trying to re-create that sound:
“They just kept falling down like that damned Berlin Wall”
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