Comments on: WARNER TAKES THE DICKS OUT OF KEVIN SMITH http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/warner-takes-the-dicks-out-of-kevin-smith FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Mon, 22 Mar 2010 04:41:44 -0400 http://wordpress.org/ hourly 1 By: JessicaD http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/warner-takes-the-dicks-out-of-kevin-smith/comment-page-1#comment-180645 JessicaD Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:03:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10649#comment-180645 “It’s like there’s a hole in my heart where some dicks used to be,” he reportedly told friends. TOO...MANY...RESPONSES...HEAD EXPLODING.. ****boooom***** “It’s like there’s a hole in my heart where some dicks used to be,” he reportedly told friends.

TOO…MANY…RESPONSES…HEAD EXPLODING..

****boooom*****

]]> By: dee93 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/warner-takes-the-dicks-out-of-kevin-smith/comment-page-1#comment-180644 dee93 Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:03:11 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10649#comment-180644 reminds me of the script i sold to Warner about a cat that was always afraid. It was called "Vagina". reminds me of the script i sold to Warner about a cat that was always afraid. It was called “Vagina”.

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/warner-takes-the-dicks-out-of-kevin-smith/comment-page-1#comment-180623 Stone Soup Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:18:38 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10649#comment-180623 I can understand how they missed the double entendre. The WB Marketing Chief is named Richard Tucker. He's never understood why everyone in his department talk like Jame Gumm when he's around. I can understand how they missed the double entendre. The WB Marketing Chief is named Richard Tucker. He’s never understood why everyone in his department talk like Jame Gumm when he’s around.

]]> By: Stinky Peet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/warner-takes-the-dicks-out-of-kevin-smith/comment-page-1#comment-180622 Stinky Peet Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:17:04 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10649#comment-180622 Warner also made them change the baseball card to a Honus Wagner T-106 instead of a 1974 Dick Pole. Warner also made them change the baseball card to a Honus Wagner T-106 instead of a 1974 Dick Pole.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/warner-takes-the-dicks-out-of-kevin-smith/comment-page-1#comment-180621 Donkey Hodey Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:16:50 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10649#comment-180621 How about the one where a Catholic holy man, well on his way to becoming a Cardinal is kidnapped by pirates and tortured with a cat-of-nine-tails? Let me know if I'm going too fast for you. How about the one where a Catholic holy man, well on his way to becoming a Cardinal is kidnapped by pirates and tortured with a cat-of-nine-tails?

Let me know if I’m going too fast for you.

]]> By: RoboPanda http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/warner-takes-the-dicks-out-of-kevin-smith/comment-page-1#comment-180620 RoboPanda Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:16:35 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10649#comment-180620 <i>track down a stolen baseball card, rescue a Mexican beauty and must deal with gangsters and laundered drug money</i> That synopsis reads like they threw arrows at a Danny Trejo movie cliche board, except one of the four arrows went way off the mark and hit Marc Cullen's 1993 Fleer collectors set. track down a stolen baseball card, rescue a Mexican beauty and must deal with gangsters and laundered drug money

That synopsis reads like they threw arrows at a Danny Trejo movie cliche board, except one of the four arrows went way off the mark and hit Marc Cullen’s 1993 Fleer collectors set.

]]> By: Biquini Steve http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/warner-takes-the-dicks-out-of-kevin-smith/comment-page-1#comment-180619 Biquini Steve Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:14:15 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10649#comment-180619 Gobblin' Knob? Gobblin’ Knob?

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/warner-takes-the-dicks-out-of-kevin-smith/comment-page-1#comment-180618 Donkey Hodey Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:13:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10649#comment-180618 A doorknob that thinks it's a turkey? Anybody? A doorknob that thinks it’s a turkey? Anybody?

]]> By: Armorcladinosor http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/warner-takes-the-dicks-out-of-kevin-smith/comment-page-1#comment-180617 Armorcladinosor Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:12:47 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10649#comment-180617 Oh, and in keeping with the spirit of rants about Kevin Smith: TAKE YOUR FUCKING COAT OFF! YOU'RE A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE! YOU DON'T NEED TO WEAR A MOTH-EATEN COAT FROM 1994 ANYMORE!!!! Oh, and in keeping with the spirit of rants about Kevin Smith:

TAKE YOUR FUCKING COAT OFF! YOU’RE A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE! YOU DON’T NEED TO WEAR A MOTH-EATEN COAT FROM 1994 ANYMORE!!!!

]]> By: The Rutger Hauer Experience http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/warner-takes-the-dicks-out-of-kevin-smith/comment-page-1#comment-180616 The Rutger Hauer Experience Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:09:50 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10649#comment-180616 At first, I didn't realize it was a double entendre either. I'm not that tight anymore. At first, I didn’t realize it was a double entendre either. I’m not that tight anymore.

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