At the end of Eastern Promises (SPOILER ALERT), we find out Viggo Mortensen’s character is really an undercover British agent. Between the open ending and the fact that Watchmen and Forgetting Sarah Marshall exposed America’s appetite for full-frontal male nudity (dudity), the time is ripe for a sequel.
“We are moving forward with it,” Cronenberg told MTV News in an exclusive chat. “We all are excited about the idea of doing a sequel.”
The “we” includes Mortensen, who was nominated for a Best Actor Oscar for his role as Nikolai; the film’s screenwriter, Steven Knight; original producer Paul Webster; and original studio, Focus Features.
“We are going to have a meeting very soon between me, Steve Knight and Paul Webster to discuss what the script would be,” Cronenberg said “If all goes well, Steve goes away and writes a great script. If we all like it, we make it.”
I’m a Cronenberg fan, but Eastern Promises was far from his best work. In this day and age, there’s just no excuse for poorly choreographed fight scenes. I know a thing or two about naked fights to the death in a Russian bath and I demand realism dammit.


I was hoping to see more of Viggo’s character. To wit, his taint.
I find the whole idea rather cockamamie.
The Mighty Feklahr is sure Mortenson was wearing a prosthetic. Right? RIGHT???
Viggo’s best dudity scene is that Lord of the Rings outtake where he jacks off into Frodo’s wig, lol!
I stabbed a guy with my wiener one time. Just to watch him bleed.
Red Heat: Multiple dudes with ‘big muscles’ fight Arnie in a bath house. You see naked chicks, they fight in loincloths in the snow, and Arnie gets his hand burned by a hot rock.
Eastern Promises: Viggo fights multiple naked dudes, mainly beating them to death with his cock, sack and crack.
Advantage: Red Heat.
As long as I get to see Naomi Watt’s penis. Go team Cronenberg !
Shit, I didn’t use the phrase ‘beats off multiple naked dudes’ in my last comment. I think I’m slipping.
This boring ass movie gets a sequel…yet no sequel to History of Violence…better movie BY FAR!?!
I like weiners.
I hope for Viggo sake this sequel doesn’t go off half cocked.
Make it a trilogy and call the third film.
“Easter Promises: Return of the Thing”
Daniel Craig is definitely on board with this idea.
This one looks like a real wiener.
*points at Mortensen’s cock*
Ees Viggo!
The banner pic was taken from an “Isaac’s Discount Circumcision and Steam Room Supply” brochure.
Misters and towels aren’t the only thing half off.
The sequel to Eastern Promises should be called Indian Givers.
I was disappointed that Viggo wasn’t even semi-erect in that fight scene. every time that i go to the sauna at the Y, i have an erection.
The bath house scene was probably the most memorable fight scene. Its easy to make fun of it if you haven’t seen it.