VANESSA HUDGENS IS BRINGING BACK SKA
03.20.09All you really know to know about the Bandslam trailer is that 10 seconds into it, Vanessa Hudgens shrieks hysterically and bursts into a ska song (has her voice always been this bad?). There’s also a reference to Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers, and a cast that includes Phoebe from Friends and David Bowie. It’s like the screenwriter was stuck on the island from Lost.
*throws Billy Pilgrim reference in the trash* Another day, old friend.
[Thanks to Alfredo from Peru for the tip]
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Where’s the “T” at the end?
I can’t believe Lisa Kudrow found the time to do this. Those Nintendo DS commercials don’t star themselves!
Vanessa’s mom needs to bring back Nair from the fucking store. Furry bitch.
And yes, 2 Nintendo references in one day. And I’m not even Asian! LOL!!!!111!!!
There is no doubt that this will fucking suck. Even Ferris couldnt save it.
How do we really know that, Vodka?
Studio exec 1: Teachers grooving to white kids rapping is funny, right?
Studio exec 2: Are you freakin’ kidding me!?!?!? That’s comedy gold!!!!!
*Both guys do a line off each other’s dicks*
Because he didn’t say ROR!!!!111!!, Eib. Duh.
[Casting agent reaches into hat pulls out a piece of paper, read aloud]
Annie Lennox!
Vanessa Hudgens couldn’t bring back ska if she had a time machine.
Oh, right, JHC. Solly.
I never knew ska meant 70′s porn bush.
Bringing back Ska? Where are you implying it went?
*cranks Dub 56, puts on wayfarers, skanks*
Is “back ska” when you’re so goddamned hairy down there that your pubes and ass hair don’t have a break between them? If so, Vanessa brings it everywhere with her.
I would fuck Vanessa Hudgen so hard…like, “fuck her until I knew who she actually was” hard.
Always fun to see a skank skank
I’d resent my parents if they named me Gaelan. You know whenever he introduces himself to people they think his name is Gay Len.
This is neither here nor there, but does anyone else remember the Chrysler minivan commercial where the announcer says, “What if your brother’s ska band is stranded…” and then it cuts to a bunch of dudes on the side of the road holding horns? I don’t know where I was going with this, but I guess the point is that sometimes I remember stuff.
Ironically, Michael Hutchins told INXS bandmates he was bringing back Ska. He kept it in his closet next to his belts.
“Let’s start shredding” is the new tagline for Fellowes.
[blasts Hoots and the Maytals, pops on bowler hat and dons checkered tie, skanks up to Burnsy]
Rude Boy for life!
I can guaran-fucking-tee that Zac Efron asks Vanessa Hudgen to finish on HIS chest.
VaLince, yes, and as the dude that had a 70′s cargo van with furniture nailed in the back, I was always picking up the ska band Mento Buru when their shit broke.
If by “holding horns” you mean a circle jerk, then yes. It was either that commercial or the time my wife got to choose the porn.
Flea was in The Chase.
[shakes head slowly]
Meanwhile, Paris Hilton is bringing back Scabs.
J, you let your wife choose the porn?
You’re lucky you didn’t end up having to watch Atonement.
Only once, hommie. It took a month for me to build up my self confidence again after watching only 10 minutes of “Monsters of Cock 12-Are You Fucking Kidding Me?”
Ken Booth is rolling (in) his (grave) spliff
/does’nt know how to do funny strike-thrus
Glad to know I’m not the only one RapStar
Which video store did you get this movie at, JHC? My friend wants to know.
Vanessa’s puttin’ it on wax when she should be puttin’ wax on ‘it’.
Ska music is pretty much just like a jacket that helps you feel movies: only white guys with dreadlocks give a fuck about it.
I’m sure I’m not the only Disney Dad who can’t wait for the blond chick in this movie to get her first “grown up” role.
The nudie pics of Vanessa were the inspiration for Corbin Bleu’s ‘do.
New, awesome, up.
Glad to see Sexman is getting cast as ‘Awkward Teen With Glasses’ That motherfucker has got some range.
There needs to be a spin off movie about the rapping fat kid and his beat boxing skinny friend. They can call Bob and Beat Boxing Jay Strike Back.
I won’t go see it, but when it comes out on DVD I might pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up.