This is Ryan O’Neal doing the MOST DRAMATIC LINE READING EVER in Norman Mailer’s Tough Guys Don’t Dance from 1987. Additional trivia:
Norman Mailer, in the interview on the DVD, said that he was counseled to cut the ending of the scene in which Ryan O’Neal’s character Tim Madden reads a note from his ex-girlfriend Madeline informing him that his wife was having an affair with her husband in which he exclaims “Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God!” due to O’Neal’s poor performance. Mailer kept it in because he thought the poor line-reading actually added something to the picture. O’Neal, who had been friendly with Mailer, turned on him as the bit revealed his short-comings as an actor and embarrassed him. [Wiki]
Why have I not seen this movie? According to the internets, two other famous lines are “Your knife is in my dog” and “I just deep-sixed two heads.” The only thing that could make this better is if they replaced Ryan with Shaquille.
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New ringtone!
Oh man!
(Johnny Carson puts envelope to his turban)
Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God!!!
(Johnny opens envelope)
Things Mary Magdalene screams when having sex with Jesus.
Sounds like my girlfriend when she’s faking an orgasm.
it actually doesn’t sound that bad if your fingering yourself while watching this….
The remix should be up by Monday.
*chodin walks down onto private FilmDrunk beach, opens letter and gasps*
Oh God! Oh no! Oh….oh!? I thought the results said that I ‘DID NOT’ have AIDS. Woo-hoo, POSITIVE, MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
The DVD contains a bonus feature where the “Oh man! Oh God!” lines are replaced with “Ruffio! Bangarang!”.
This scene is actually what spawned the first recorded incident of “That’s what she said” in contemporary history.
Tough guys may not dance, but they still might pop a chubby when caught in an MMA leg hold. In fact, that’s my trademark counter-attack (The Rotten Wang).
I don’t understand why he’s reacting like that. I mean, it’s like he just discovered a Native American in his family tree or anything.
Tough guys don’t dance, mother fucker: they wail on beaches.
*Tim Madden opens letter*
“DeAR tiM, Mi nAMe is Dok-RaCk ANd I havE YoU Baby fROM seX wE HAVe iN tHailand. I AM moVIng to CaLiFORNia tO liVe WITh yOu neXT MondAy daY. -Dok-Rack”
Tough Guys Don’t Dance
Yeah, tell that to a Crip while he’s C-walking.
New up!
I reacted similarly when I found my mother sucking a horse’s cock on my favorite beastiality website.
IT’S GARBAGE DAY!
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There needs to be a video where that is followed by “What’s in the box?” by Brad Pitt in Seven (Se7en? Fuck you) and “Why Does It Burn?” by Nic Cage.
This video should be FilmDrunk’s official selection.
If anyone can make this happen I would greatly appreciate it.
You made me watch the whole thing, and I’m not sure whether I love you or hate you for it: [mayonnaisebathtub.blogspot.com]