OH JAA, THAT’S SOME GOOD ASS KICKING
03.31.09
After the jump, I’ve got a new clip from Ong Bak 2 (still no date set for U.S. release) in which a drunk Tony Jaa demonstrates that he can kick ass even at advanced stages of inebriety. It’s impressive, usually I just argue with stools over whether they tripped me. But seriously, Tony Jaa is so far above any other martial arts movie star that it’s stupid. They’re not even playing the same sport. It’s like watching Shaq strangle a retarded kid.
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Dooter’s Dad is in this movie??? QAPLAH!
It’s like watching Shaq strangle a retarded kid.
Hey, I remember that scene in Kazaam.
I dunno Vince, watching Shaq strangle a retarded kid is some pretty damn serious good times.
Also good times, listening to Shaq try to explain antidisestablishmentarianism.
Just a typical Friday night in the life of yours truly.
The strangling retarded kids part, not the martial arts. I can barely kill flies with a flyswatter.
I’m having flashbacks of that night me and a couple of guys kidnapped and tried to gangbang our server from Egg Roll King. i’ve still yet to bang an Asian chick to this day.
I registered just to make you all jealous, I live in argentina and I just watched chocolate, the movie about a special needs girl with a special need to kick some ass! and it´s f*n great, it even has a gang of killer drag queens.
On saturday im going to watch tom yum goong, or as you call it ong bak2, but the original version, not the weinstein recut!
So that’s how you get into a bar when the bouncers won’t let you in because you’re too intoxicated. Hook some cheeks and kick some ass. It’s so simple.
they cant drive cars sober and now you want me to believe they can fight drunk?
I once tripped over my stool at home. Thats when I decided to stop shitting on the carpet.
I apologize for that by the way.
I registered just because I touched a young boy inappropriately.
I registered just to make new friends . . . Outta the body parts of my old friends.
Asians speak perfect english when drunk.
Asians speak Engrish, J. Get it right.
I just registered, to see if the DMV would finally let me have those ASS ORGY vanity plates.
I’ll gladly miss out on movies in exchange for being treated by doctors who don’t grow their own medicine behind their mud huts, thank you.
Solly, Elsri.
In Soviet Thailand, dog wok YOU!
Drunk Asians could win the Indy 500.
Dirty Mud Huts would be a sweet band name. Or scat porn.
I registered to keep a certain person out of the White House. Fuck Joe Biden.
I registered because that’s my job duty here at 7-11.
I registered, and I’m now legally obligated to inform you that I live next door.
On an unrelated note, I also just opened a home business – StoneSoup’s Discount Ladie’s Undergarment Laundry Service.
I wonder who would win in a fight between a drunk Tony Jaa and a drunk JCVD from Kickboxer? Dancing on the other hand is a no brainer.
I registered just to say that I have the Ong Bak 2 DVD on its way. It’ll be subtitled…but it’s legit. I know how to get more too…..na na na boo boo.
I saw this movie two weeks ago at the SXSW Film Festival in Austin and it blew my mind for two reasons one good one bad. 1. Violence Boner 2. Worst Ending of The Year
Above any other martial arts movie?
I would’ve agreed last week, but I just saw a Chinese movie for one of my classes called “Ip Man”, and judging by the clip, Ip Man kicks more ass. It’s about the life of Bruce Lee’s master/teacher, and won like 12 awards in China last year. In terms of fighting, it beats the shit outta anything else I’ve seen. You’ve gotta subtitle or dub it, but it’s worth it.
If you miss it, it’ll probably get rewritten over here to take place in Bahston and star Matt Damon and Leonardo Dicaprio sometime next year.
Ohh or just watch this 10v1 assbeating and be prepared to tell your friends:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qhPDEOYbx4
POOTIE TANG!!!!!! I registered only to ask you to tell me how to get subtitled Ong Bak 2 DVDs, please for hte love of God you have to let me know how!
http://www.anotherheaven.biz
Its legit. Don’t say I never did anything for you. Tell em fallinup sent cha. :p
I freaking love you, Pooty Tang. The film as well. Oh my God thankyou. You have no idea. I’m obsessed with Tony Jaa like nobody else!
I forgot to say Fallinup sent me though, sorry..