03.18.09 TOM HANKS AND DAN AKROYD RAP

Not to be confused with raping Dragnet.

This is the song they played over the credits to the movie. Now that I know there’s a music video to accompany, my life is complete.

Somewhere there is a blood-soaked volleyball floating in the middle of the ocean…crying.

I’d rather watch Tera Patrick and Christy Canyon do a rap about Bosom Buddies.

Most importantly, what does the virgin Connie Swain think of this?

This is my favorite 80s rap, right behind Fred Flintstone rapping about Fruity Pebbles.

A similar dance number broke out at the LA precinct when O.J. was convicted.

Colin Hanks is rolling over in his grave right about now. Heath always wants to be the big spoon!

You think this is amazing? You should see the music video Hanks has with Denzel at the end of Philadelphia.

City of Queers on MCA Records.

you guys are amateurs … this was one of those songs that was imprinted in my brain years ago

“i’m broke and it’s no joke, my rights i can and will invoke, i’m busted disgusted”

P.A.G.A.N.s are watching this video embarrassed about the style of goat leggings they wore back then.

Odd, I would have figured that P.A.G.A.N.s would be all for legalizing it.

And yet somehow black people let us oppress them.

Dragnet also had Chrisopher Plummer in it. So that film is responsible for like 4 Oscars.

Amul Muzz OUT!

Not to be confused with Hank’s earlier work on Bosom Buddies that can be found on Drag.net.

Strebeck: We’re all alone Amul. Its just you and me and your balls…and this drawer.

THIS MOVIE IS A CLASSIC. I MOVE TO STRIKE ANY DISPARAGING AGAINST IT!

The Virgin Connie Swail OUT!!

“Just the facts, BIOTCH!”

All Praise Due To Allah, It’s Friday!

@Pauly

How are those A.P.D.T.A.I.F’s going?

Enjoying this movie (and this song) was the reason I had no girlfriends when I was thirteen.

Wow….Tom Hanks got really fucking old didn’t he? And somehow his forehead grew with his age. Sort of like the rings on a tree.

Also Egon, Rock out with your cock out behind Bob Dylan.

Awwww, and just when Colin Hanks thought his life couldn’t get any worse…

And Amel Muz was taken down by these fuckin guys just disgraceful. As a side note im a complete fuckin loser cause I didnt even have to look up that guys name from the movie your remember him right? He was the guy that told Pep Streebeck to blow it out his ass then ran over Joe Fridays foot wit the limo. Once again im Jimbone Jones king of the losers.

Pretty sure I spotted Peter Scolari at the 1:45 mark.

Holy Fuck, why did I know the words to that?!? Can I please assume it was just ESP?

I am almost scared to admit that I owned this soundtrack and that this was my favorite song on it. I knew all the words.

Yikes.