THIS LOOKS AWESOME
03.11.09
Anvil was a band who toured with Mötorhead and The Scorpions in the 80s, but after coming so close to superstardom, have since faded into relative obscurity (see picture above, featuring the one guy at their show sitting in a chair and headbanging next to a speaker). Anvil is the documentary about the band, and judging by the trailer below, it looks like Spinal Tap meets The Wrestler, except real. And if that comparison didn’t make you at least a little bit moist, well then you’re not invited to my fireman party.
Vh1 plans to release the film in 18 cities on April 10th – more info here.
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This would have been better if it was the retard party.
Anvil’s number 1 hit: Pour Some Crystal Meth On Me.
Lemme guess, the guys of Anvil enjoy getting hammered.
*drinks own piss boot, smashes head into bar*
This sounds similar to that gay porn movie that came out
ANAL
The Story of Anal
…or so I’ve heard
Donk, that was thing of beauty. I might only be saying that because I’m drunk.
Yeah, Donk…UP THE BUTT! Get it? A BUTTFUCK joke!
ppppppppppbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhhhhttttttt!
Who farted?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! It’s a quarter to 5 and I can’t escape this HELL!!!
Anvil is Wile E. Coyote’s least favorite band.
Anvil. Are. From. Canada.
I saw it & it was good. So there.
True story: my therapist likes my blog!
True story: my rapist likes my log!
Yeah, Donk…UP THE BUTT! Get it? A BUTTFUCK joke!
Especially from an African American named Smith.
Anvil Guitarist: I can fit eleven CCs of Heroin in this needle. Look, right across the syringe, eleven, eleven, eleven and…
Reporter: Oh, I see. And most needles go up to ten CCs?
Anvil Guitarist: Exactly.
Reporter: Does that mean you get higher?
Anvil Guitarist: Well, I get one CC higher don’t I? It’s not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be sticking themselves with ten CCs. You’re on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’re on ten on your needle. Where can you go from there? Where?
Reporter: I don’t know.
Anvil Guitarist: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Reporter: Fill it up to eleven.
Anvil Guitarist: Eleven. Exactly.
They’d be huge if only they hadn’t denied that nice old lady an extension on her mortgage payment.
*easily confused*
Donk, that African American sure knows how to work his iron, huh?
They look like they smell of cumin.
In the summer of 1984… I was eating paste.
I was 11 so there’s a pretty good chance I hit that.
nawwww
*nods head*
Chris Brown calls Rihanna’s face “The Anvil”.
WTF was up with the music at the end of the trailer? Not Anvil, that’s for sure. You can’t play orchestra music like that using a dildo for a guitar pick.
Fireman party?
*walks into the bathroom to see Chodin banging Vince from behind*
Oh get a room!
Anvil is Canada. Don’t make me go back (until I need a new kidney).
Yeah, Anvil Lavigne, that hot preteen punkrocker bitch with the pretty mouth. She’s from Canada.
Little, old, different…Anvil
Ibuprofen does nothing for my existential pain.
“I told him we’re gonna do it until we’re old men”
What kinda documentary is this again?
This is just terrible… Canadian bands don’t retire because they can’t afford to. Don’t point a camera at them.
Ask your veterinarian for advice if your retarded cat is into Anvil.
Pound for pound, the biggest act in Canada is still BTO: Bachman Turner Overweight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjaCh5Akg6Q
Bachman would probably play your birthday party. For food.
Another Canadian band with a better grip on reality than Anvil: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8haaq3j0Rag
All kidding aside, almost nobody else was playing like this that early on. See the movie. And now, our heroes pioneering the mighty metal through the frozen tundra: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxu7YC6CVpw&feature=related
I’d rather go to Manville.
…or Boys Town.
Pauly, “Wash Yo Nutz”!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMe40GOtqpQ
I guess that’s what Jesse Jackson is referring to when he talks about the many challenges facing the young men of the black community today.
There’s definitely some issues there, eh Duke?
I almost forgot about D.O.A. I was abooot to mention SNFU.
Actually, Anvil looks like they’re doing better than my buddies cock-rock brother who was a fan of theirs back in the day.
Issues? More like subscriptions. More of more of my favorite Canucks that pick with pucks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V8u1wGNgyI&feature=related
Nice, Duke. Have some from the east :
Nazi Dog is Still Alive ?
maybe that’ll work, I suck cocks at the HTML
Did Michael Bay come up with that title?
Then there’s these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpAA-NBUqYk&feature=channel
Nickelback.
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Yeah, I got nothin’.
TRAGICALLY HIP!
Fuck you guys. Neil Peart.
GY!BE
FTW
Oh man, I so wish I knew what the hell that ^ meant.
< < < See how old I am?
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Flying Turkey Wiener
You can also find the headbanging guy above in the documentary
Avril
I’m Canadian and irrelevant as well.
Of course Neil Fucking Peart Al. And this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hhP9ZGHTEQ
Nigger fags.
I didn’t mean that.
Ok, I meant half of it.
Which ever half applies to you.
Here ya go, Al:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7yxA9vt2-c
and:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0DqPSF2fyo
My comment is awaiting moderation and a sloppy blowjob. Pauly, I would totally nominate “nigger fags” for Comment of the Weak but I don’t nominate anything written by drunken injuns or mexicans.
Duke, if that’s the case….then turn in your hood.
LOOK OUT NIGGER, THE KLAN’S GETTING BIGGER
Imagine if Harry Potter was Imperial Wizard of the Invisible Empire…