Comments on: THIS DUDE FIREPROOFED HIS MARRIAGE

By: NoMoPolenta

NoMoPolenta — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:47:38 +0000

Yes he loves his marriage, but he also loves the UFC. It’s a divide he’s been trying to cross for years.

By: CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 06:37:14 +0000

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By: nezzer

nezzer — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:39:56 +0000

He needs Kirk Cameron now more than ever!!!!

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:35:15 +0000

Gnueax ahop

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:30:52 +0000

Whenever I have unprotected anal sex with a she male hooker exhibiting skin ulcers and weeping cysts on his/her ass I always wear my AIDS Awareness March shirt.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:30:13 +0000

After this guy gets shanked in prison, cause of death on his autopsy report will simply read “\”.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:25:29 +0000

Whenever I go to PF Changs, get shitfaced, throw up on the dinnertable/waitress, and drive muy car into a stoplight I always wear my M.A.D.D. shirt.

By: Charlie Br0nze

Charlie Br0nze — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:24:14 +0000

At least the beatee didn’t take his laptop to the cops to check to see if he’d been downloading examples of improper doctrine. Just as well, there was a file of her fervously coveting her neighbour’s ass.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:24:03 +0000

Whenever I smoke crack I always put on my D.A.R.E. shirt.

By: B.K.

B.K. — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:23:26 +0000

To quote Stewart, “Thanks Florida, for starting every shitty thing in the world ever.”