I feel like I saw this a while ago, but it’s a slow news day so screw it: this is a short film by Brett Froomer about “the world’s oldest stoner.” As every hack director in Hollywood knows, the quickest path to easy laughs is old people talking dirty or doing naughty things (see also: the career of Tyler Perry). That said, I do enjoy watching this old guy smoke pot. Maybe because he reminds me so much of my dad. Also, “Brett Froomer” sounds a type of vaporizer.
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I’ve been kind of congested lately. Anybody know where I can get one of these “Brett Froomers”?
So THAT’S how Donald Sutherland has been able to stay alive to a ripe old age of 230.
Daaaaaaamn. Dr. Wiley is getting FUCKED up!
I looked at the career of Tyler Perry and it asked me if I had a problem, son.
I feel like I just looked into my future….
¡ESTAS BRUJERIA!
*X’s out of Filmdrunk, unplugs computer and throws it into river*
This guy will out live the Old Took!!! That Shire Leaf is some serious fuckin’ bidness!
Old Stoners never die, they just fade away.
I may not be the worlds oldest stoner but I do… um… yeah. I may not…Huh? Hmmmm popcorn!
I feel like an old stoner every time i put on Cypress Hill’s “Black Sunday”.
Fek: Have you ever tried wathing LOTR: TFOTR and every time someone smokes a pipe you have to smoke one? Believe me, Gandalf isn’t your friend in that version…
Froomer? Damn near killed ‘er!
I wish my Grandparents had been more like these two. All mine like to do is stink up the place and play 10 point pitch before going to bed at 6:30.
Copyright 2001?! That must have been some good shit they were smoking if it took the filmmakers took eight years to sleep off the contact buzz.
This is the type of couple who post on craigslist Casual Encounters section and say that they are 420 friendly, but who don’t have any pics available. at least they have good weed and don’t mind springing for breakfast with their AARP membership.
How old is this fogey anyway? I’m just asking b/c we got my gramps baked one time when he was like 80.
Old women be bakin’ brownies.
Old stoners say the holocaust never happened becasue they don’t remember it.
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If I was an old pot-head, my dying wish would be to make a bong out of my skull.
GET OFF MY GRASS!
I bet she has a droopy tattoo somewhere on her body.
Also, one of that cartoon dog with the floppy face.
Don’t you talk that way about my special lady.
Bryce-SHEEEEEEEEEEYAT, they would be trying to keep up with *Him*!
*cues up Wizard of Oz with Dark Side of the Moon*
She remembers when getting stoned was something a crowd did to you to punish infidelity.