OMG A BABY IN SUNGLASSES LOL!
03.06.09
After making Road Trip, Old School, and Starsky and Hutch, it wasn’t too long ago that Todd Phillips ( “Uh, I’m here for the gangbang?”) was one of the hottest directors in Hollywood. He sort of fell of the map after School for Scoundrels, but then again, not everyone wants to make 15 movies a year like Judd Apatow. Anyway, below is the trailer for Phillips’ latest, The Hangover (currently attached to Watchmen), starring Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, and Bradley Cooper. This trailer has pretty much everything: Mike Tyson, a chicken, a naked guy in a trunk, a baby with sunglasses – heck, the only thing that’s missing is a tiger. Wait no, I spoke too soon!
Wow, figure out how to work Sake Seal in there somewhere and I could die right now.
(Opens June 5th)
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So this is what 3 Men and a Baby would have been like had they tried to make it a comedy…
Wait, Three Men and a Baby WAS a comedy!?!? Get the fuck out of town.
What the fuck? I didn’t authorize this biography!
“The Hangover” is what Harry Knowles calls his belly.
Mike Tython wath there, he thaw what you did. He thaw it with hith own two eyeth…
AWESOME ! The only thing missing for me was Gwyneth Paltrow’s head in a box.
* and my percentage of completed sentences climbs to 65% *
Baby with sunglasses? Doesn’t do it for me anymore. I’ve been around the internet, you know, I’ve seen things. Maybe if that baby had a bowtie and a cigarette. Heck, it can’t even say “Mama”. Same goes for the tiger. Maybe the tiger could eat the baby and then wear the bowtie and cigarette to the baby’s funeral and when the eulogy comes up, the tiger roars “Mama”.
Damn, I think I just wrote a script. Hey Fox, call me!
Harry Knowles is rumored to have a cameo appearance as King Hippo.
Tho you can wipe off that grin, he knowth where you’ve been. It’th all been a pack of lieth.
My baby-mama wears sunglasses.
Only to hide that black-eye I gave her.
This must be the cut of Very Bad Things where not everybody ends up disfigured or dead.
If Spike Lee makes this movie, it’s about a bunch of evil white guys who trick a black kid into coming to their slumber party.
Vegas bachelor parties are so tired. This should be set in Malaysia and feature no less than 16 he/shes.
Todd Phillips sucks. He couldn’t mega shark his way out of a giant octopus if his life depended on it.
The tagline for this should be “Mike Tyson takes a bite out of acting.”
It would be funny if Tyson played a therapist in the film. He probably wouldn’t get the joke.
Mike Tython wanth to rape that puthy!
Todd Phillips DOES NOT SUCK, Nezzer. He’s made some classically funny films, and u gotta love the big jew star he always wears. I’m glad to see him back on the horse.
They had me at Phil Collins.
Looks great.