Empire today has the UK poster for JJ Abrams’ Star Trek, at the bottom of which you’ll notice the tagline, “THE FUTURE BEGINS.” Which, strangely enough, also used to be the subtitle for the fourth Terminator (now just called Terminator Salvation). A search for “the future begins” also turns up 1.16 million Google hits. What’s the term for the phenomenon of multiple people coming up with the same idea at the same time independently of each other? I call it “synchronishitty.”
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I guess in the Star Trek universe the Empire is just a shitty magazine.
That’s why I only Google terms like “taintsicle” and “ponyfucking.” The results are much more concise and direct.
Imitation is the sincerest form of theft.
My future “cums”
Anyone google hobonutsack…this has gotta be the number one site for that….either filmdrunk or Perez Hilton.
In the Star Trek universe Cyberdine just makes shitty replicators.
I think the future actually just has a really bad stutter.
Looks like Kirk is desperately trying to get away from the last 20 minutes of the Matrix Revolutions.
My high school principal told me I had no future.
Kirk: “When will it be NOW?”
Spock: “Soon.”
The Future Begins To Steal
It looks like Iceman just stole Maverick’s motorcycle.
If the banner is accurate at least we know Vespa survived the current economic downturn.
The Hobbit tagline is The Future Baggins.
I believe the Klingons are our future.
Future?
Everyone knows that there isn’t any silent e’s in the futur.
No helmet laws in the future? Protect your dome, dipshit.
Future? I hardly know ‘ure.
Their second tagline choice was: Part Man. Part Machine. All Cop.
There was just an NYT article about people (read: sad, lonely people) buying replica Kirk chairs. Headline: The Furniture Begins.
Been sparkle glued onto fat girl diaries since the beginning of time. The tagline of certain failure.
Better than “and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,” although including aliens would at least make sense.
Live long and hobonutsack.
The vulcanized rubber that composes Kirks tires is made out of people.
Star Trek: Because Yesterday is Too Late.
I think this movie was insisted upon by Donald Rumsfeld.
Kirk’s snowmobile doesn’t handle so well on the concrete.
To boldly go where no man (except Vin Diesel) has gone before.
Space…..we’ll get there eventually.
That’s why I like the period pieces that use the tagline ‘The Past was Fucked Up.’
Space: The Nissan Frontier is the tagline for Star Truk.
I was at an IKEA store and saw a poster that said “The Furniture Begins.” So, I burned the place down.
Abram’s is just getting back at McG, who has apparently insisted his Terminator recite this line:
“CONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!er, john.”
Hello
Nyg yup!
Bye
Star Trek – The future begins all over the face of this young Captain Kirk.