TERMINATORS AND BIKE JUMPS OH MY
03.25.09Topless Robot got ahold of an early copy of the Tales of the Black Freighter DVD and it came with the Terminator Salvation trailer I’ve included after the jump. I’m preeetty sure it’s the same as this trailer they released back in December, but I’m posting it again to make sure everyone saw the totally sweet motorcycle jump at the 1:38 mark. I always thought that what the Terminator franchise was missing was more extreme stunts. My only criticism: isn’t this set in the future? Shouldn’t he be sky surfing? Hold on… okay, my studio sources are telling me that the motorcycle’s license plate frame actually says “I’d rather be sky surfing,” so I guess that’s the best we can do.


Apparently they run out of condoms in the future.
Sky surfing on a fucking alligator.
(holy shit it’s only wednesday)
Damn…in the future E.T. and Elliot are still jumping bikes at moonlight.
Does any body else feel let down after they click on the “topless robot” link?
Win or lose, this war ends tonight. WHAT DON’T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?
BANNER PIC
During the weekends Skynet kept their army of Terminator’s moral up by making a T-900 version of Evel Knievel for entertainment.
Man, talk about EXTREME WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think that should become an official FD Holiday.
The biker in that shot crashed and died when Christian Bale, trying to prove a point, trashed his landing ramp, stating it was “fucking distracting”.
Didn’t it take at least two hours to kill one, singular terminator in the first three movies? Why does it seem like those movies would have been waaaaay shorter if Sarah Connor had just been able to land a helicopter on top of them and then plug a couple rounds into them?
Stath has ruined me for XTREME. S’like… s’like seeing strippers outside of Canada. Cockney fuck.
I can’t wait for the climactic final scene where John Connor destroys the robot menace with a good old fashioned verbal beatdown.
The bumper sticker on my miata says, “I’d rather be Muff Diving”
Clearly John Connor never outgrew his love of dirt bikes. The question now is if he still robs ATMs with Atari Portfolio.