NEW TRAILER FOR MCTERMINATOR
03.03.09
Something something stay out of my eye line something something.
The new trailer for Terminator Salvation will be attached to Watchmen this weekend, and now it’s online (YOU can watch it after the jump). The film is set in 2018, before they developed the time-traveling technology that sent Arnold and Kyle Reese back in time in the other two* movies. In this one, the machines have just started to figure out how to make human-looking robots. Sam Worthington plays Marcus Wright, and they’re not trying to keep it a secret anymore that he turns out to be a cyborg. My guess is, the plot’s going to revolve around whether he knows he’s a cyborg, and whether they should kill him or not. It’s just that cyborgs are really f-cking cute when they act like humans.
*I realize there’s three other movies, but on the other hand, f-ck you.
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Thaat plot is curiously close to some of the Battlestar plot lines.
(I swear I said that in the Comic Book Guy voice)
I had a history teacher we thought was a cyborg. Turned out he just didn’t have a personality.
They didn’t include the shot of Moon’s boobs in this trailer out of fear that since it’s attached to Watchmen, all the nerds in the audience would make a break for the bathroom to twist one off, leaving nobody in the theater to watch the feature.
Worst. Comment. Evar.
McG named the character Marcus Wright so he had an easier time of adding the line, “More like Marcus Wrong, bitch!”
“twist one off”? That sounds painful
You know what… it actually looks good. I swear to god that, if McG screws this up by having Demi Moore being the bad guy and killing Crispin Glover for no reason, I am killing him. Not that I know about Charlie’s Angels 2 or anything… shit.
Fek, if you are talking about mine, do I get a prize for suckage?
Nice cover Abe, you probably havent had your coffee yet either.
I think he meant mine, Eib. :-(
The McTerminator uses revolutionary new packaging that keeps bad writing separate from bad acting. It’s up to the consumer to combine them.
I’d see this movie if the tagline was “THIS MOVIE WILL ALIGN FOREST WHITAKER’S EYES!”
Or any movie for that matter.
After the stupid queenie rant Bale went on, I have even less interest in this
That plot is curiously like a lot of swing parties that I stumble into. The heavy girl always ends up buried in the backyard.
My Mom said I can’t wear my school clothes to this movie.
Thats a big backyard, Shop
I’m actually impressed by this trailer. My hopes have risen from “will be knowingly disappointed” to “will be expectantly disappointed.”
But that could be just been because of the NIN playing in the background.
He meant Eib’s, but all of us guys knows she sucks anyway…
HEy!
Excuse me for my errors, but it’s difficult to type while trying to use a fleshlight wedged between comic books.
Banner pic caption: “WOULD YOU LIKE CURLY FRIES WITH THAT???”
Well, there’s no way I can put a pool in now.
This trailer looks insane, all jokes aside.
In Mayor McCheese’s defense, how good could a Charlie’s Angels movie really be, anyway?
I hate to say it…this looks pretty fucking sweet.
(a little of my soul died just then)
No, it’s true, I’m cautiously optimistic myself.
Oh, cool! Transformers 2 trailer!
OK, seriously – that looks pretty awesome