Watchmen “visionary director” Zack Snyder’s next project is called Sucker Punch, and it was recently announced that the cast will include sexy near-jailbait Amanda Seyfried, Evan Rachel Wood, Abbie Cornish, Emma Stone, and Vanessa Hudgens [does anyone else constantly misread her name as Amanda Hugginkiss? Just me then?].
Snyder, who co-wrote the script with Steve Shibuya, has described the fantasy world as ” ‘Alice in Wonderland’ with machine guns,” blending such elements as dragons, B-52 bombers and brothels. [No tigers?]
Set in the 1950s, “Punch” follows a girl who is confined to a mental institution by her stepfather, who intends to have her lobotomized in five days. While there, she imagines an alternative reality to hide her from the pain, and in that world, she begins planning her escape, needing to steal five objects to help get her out before she is deflowered by a vile man. [THR]
Vile? Hey, screw you, man. Don’t try to make it like I’m the pervy one. A fetish for lobotomites is no different than one for feet or Asians or amputees. I put the vile in virile. Call me, ladies. Or have your nurse do it.
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*chodin enters thread with giant, multi-colored lollipop*
Hey kids, want to lick my balls?
I was once deviled by a file man. That was the best pedicure ever.
Wait a minute, so which is it going to be? Deflowered or lobotomized? You need to make a decision here. I like to know what I’m jacking off to. Vaginal or oral?
Alice in Wonderland with Machine Guns:
Eat me? I don’t think so, motherfucker! *BLAM BLAM BLAM!*
RH Exp, it’s pretty easy when you think about it. Lobotomized girls are perfect for skull fucking. They can’t really clamp down all that hard. And of course there’s the uncontrollable drooling.
My I’m getting pretty warm over here. Excuse me.
Donk, that would be: “Eat Me.” “EAT LEAD!” *BLAM BLAM BLAM*
needing to steal five objects to help get her out before she is deflowered by a vile man.
I thought chicks liked getting exfoliated.
My Magic 8-ball of legalities says, “they are old enough to fuck”, but then when I shake my dick, the hole opens up and says, “they are too old to fuck”.
Beek wins.
hand it over to private productions and rename it “sucker donkey punch”
One time I had to steal five objects to avoid defloweration, but in my day we just called that a Scavenger Hunt at Jenny Miller’s Slumber Party. Her dad was “hands on” if you know what I mean.
I’ve been called many things but vile is not one of them. Wait, no. Vile is indeed one of them.
If only this was called Donkey Punch.
Mental patient who escapes her step-father by entering a fantasy-land? Shoulda called it Diazepan’s Labyrinth.
needing to steal five objects to help get her out before she is deflowered by a vile man
I hope the 5 objects are the other five girls’ cherries. She doesn’t understand utilitarianism.
Donk, those sorts of “notes” are why no one pays me the big bucks to run movie studios.
The joke about Vile men that I was gonna make sounded better in my head. So I deleted it from this post.
Banner Pic: Screen shot of George Clooney’s slot machine.
I think an interesting twist to the story would be if she was deflowered and lobotomized all along. I like a happy ending.
Banner Pic: Santa’s Chortle
Pedophile’s Labyrinth?
Banner Pic: Rail, Nail, Jail
Fetish for Lobotomites would be an awesome name for a band.
N’up BTK
I wish *I* could write and direct movies I thought up while drinking Nyquil.
Wouldn’t that be fucking rad if Amanda Seyfried, Evan Rachel Wood, Abbie Cornish, Emma Stone, and Vanessa Hudgens all worked at a Subway together?
Goddamn, I would order sandwiches from that place. Boy would I.
I want to be excited. God I do. But I just feel that no one did anything like this with film in the 90s, then everyone is doing it all at once and my dick is totally numb. I almost wish Zack Attack, Tarantino, Burton and the rest would make some Jersey Girls so I could have a break and get some sensation back before being over-aroused again.
When people use Alice in Wonderland, Emily the Strange, Frank Miller or Dark Fantasy as adjectives I just go ‘oh, just stick it in my IV’ and it all becomes a greyish soup. Is it possible people are being so creative that they are all arriving at the same rainbow-cum concoction? It’s like having sex icecream 3 times a day; after a while your senses just ignore it and it may as well be sex tofu. No wait, I’ll never get tired of sex icecream (never to be contracted to sexcream).
Also, following up from watchmen and having a cast like that, shouldn’t he be doing Lost Girls?