Schadenfreude Sloth is a big fan of the Street Fighter movie
The big surprise of the weekend was that The Jonas Brothers concert movie failed to take number one, landing in number two behind Madea Goes to Jail, which took number one for the second week. Elsewhere, Fox’s Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, opened all the way down at number eight, with just $4.65 million. At this rate, it may have trouble earning back its $60 million budget (how did cost this much? it looks like a student film). Luckily, its 0% rating on RottenTomatoes is still safe.
The question remains: who the hell actually wanted a Street Fighter movie? Even the people getting paid to be in it must’ve been thinking, “well, if you say so, I guess…” The only thing good to come out of this is that Chris Klein’s performance is one for the time crapsule. Check out the clips after the jump – he’s Nic Cage in Wicker Man bad. In fact, this may just be worth seeing.
“What do you think about this, Detective Cleavage?”
[source: E.W.]
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The real winner in the saga that is Street Fighter?
Hairdouken guy
Schadenfreude Sloth looks more like he’s a fan of Mr. Miyagi’s Crane Kick.
Every time Chris Klein appears on camera a pigeon farts.
Chris Klein is what you get when you order a Keanu bot and the tech guys have run out of the regular components.
I give him a tiny bit of credit for being in Election, which is better than anything Keanu’s ever done (not that Point Break isn’t awesome, but still).
You’d think those Jonas boys would know better than to come up behind that big black lady in jail.
Husband watching clips from behind me
“That show looks good…what is that show…I want to see that show…that show funny”
I think my husband might be drunk/awesome.
Any news on the Point Break Musical coming back any time soon?
I watched a street fight from my living room window Saturday night. these two Mexican guys were fighting over this chick who i’d run from if she was to even wink at me. she had to be at least 6’2″, 375 lbs., and had a complexion that looked like she is currently getting disability checks from Long John Silver’s because the deep fryer exploded in her face. the two guys were slinging Modelo cans at each other, but neither one of them threw a punch, and contrary to what i’ve been told all my life, neither one of them had a machete either. it was just plain weird fun.
I hope Madea went to jail for stealing the souls of African Americans and drunken high school kids.
Stealing the souls of the drunken high? Dor sho gha!
Lana Lang must die.
Is this the reason that Keanu is doing the Cowboy Bebop movie? So his clone Klein isn’t ahead of him in the faux asian based movie market?
Wow…no shit he’s turning into Nic Cage. So that’s what happened to his other forehead.
Fox executives have to be pulling the world’s most elaborate and expensive practical joke, right? Cancelling good shows with cult followings and producing crap that nobody wants to see is Andy Kaufman-like subversive.
“He Walks Through Rain Drops.” Thats the name of my Emo band!