Get excited, gang, I’ve got a good prize to give away this week.  And just to toot my own horn a few more times (until my car sprays all over your face), keep in mind that I could keep this stuff for myself, but I instead reserve it for you, fine commenters, just to show how much I appreciate the entertainment you all provide me.  Anyway, enough foreplay. This week I’ve got South Park Season 12 Uncensored, arriving in stores March 12th.  They have their occasional off night, but for my money, South Park is still the most consistently funny, ballsy, and subversive show on television.

As always, the way this works is, when you read a comment you think worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section of THIS post (along with a link to the post the comment came from, pretty please).  I pick the winner from among the nominees the following Sunday/Monday. (To help you find it more easily, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

Let’s get this started with some new Gary Busey facts:

From the Saturday post:

Pauly Dangerously says, “Gary Busey sent goldfish to Cash4Gold.com.”

El Topo says, “When Gary Busey goes to the psychiatrist he lays face down on the couch.”

The Rutger Hauer Experience says, “Gary Busey once assaulted a weatherman because he wanted to steal his thunder.”

From Sam Jackson Starring in Rape, a Love Story:

ChinoMoreno says, “I’m tired of these motherfuckin’ snakes running a motherfuckin’ train!”

From Ridley Scott Directing Monopoly: The Movie:

Stinky Peet says, “Scott was first quoted saying ‘I have to direct this picture’ at the pitch meeting, where Hasbro executives described the plot as ‘a cross between Blade Runner, Wall Street, and this box containing your wife’s left pinkie finger.’”

From Iran Demands Apology from Hollywood:

Mark it Zero says, “It’s my understanding that Iran now has enough nuclear material to build a Michael Bay film.”

From the Sean Connery Has a Painting of Himself (Painted by his Wife):

RoboPanda says, “No wonder he beats her.”  [because sometimes, the direct approach is the best approach]

This one’s better without context:

Burnsy says, “Sunshine and Cockrings of course sang the 60s classic, ‘I Got You Labe.’”

From the Wolverine Trailer thread (with the awesome banner pic):

ChinoMoreno says, “He looks pretty pissed for someone who just woke up from a wet dream. Musta been a woman in it.”

Also in funny accusations of homosexuality news, from the High School Musical 4 thread:

Dr. Steve Brule says, “Zac Efron keeps getting older, but the boys stay the saaaaame age.”

This next comment made my squirt water out my nose (and pee out my dick), though I have no idea why it’s funny.  From Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus:

6waysfromsunday says, The world will look up and shout “Save Us!”.
And I’ll whisper back…”Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus”
And they’ll stand there a second and then go, “Really?”
And then I’ll shrug my shoulders, do a Woody Allen thing with my hands and say “Yep. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus”

Don’t know why, but that kills me.  The fact that neither that one or this next one were the winner proves the strength of this week’s field.  From the Fighting poster, though this really needs no context:

Rotwangchung says, “I like my tension the way I like my women: thick and can be cut with a knife.”

Now that’s the kind of wisdom you can tattoo on the passed out guy.  In any case, THE WINNER IS, from the Spinal Tap Tours Unplugged thread…

Mark It Zero, “Other things that go to 11 now?  The hotel afterparty.”

Congrats, MiZ.  Other comments were arguably more laugh out loud funny (LOL funny), but MiZ’s was the kind of brilliant succinct summation of the story that now seems obvious only because he said it.  One of them “why didn’t I think a that?” comments, which I always regard highly.