THIS CASTING DIRECTOR SHOULD BE SHOT
03.20.09This is the trailer for Sorority Row, in which sorority girls play a prank by pretending their friend is dead, but then the prankee ends up actually killing her, and yadda yadda yadda, pretty much every horror movie ever. It stars Rumer Willis, Jamie Chung, and Audrina Butterface Patridge. For those of you keeping score at home, that’s one child of famous people, one former Real-World castmember, and one vacuous moron from a fake reality show about people who stand around blinking. I just CAN’T UNDERSTAND how our ECONOMY could be FAILING when we live in such a UTOPIAN MERITOCRACY.
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Can someone really be considered a vacuous moron if they give great blowjobs and have nice tits? They can? Okay, she’s a vacuous moron.
Actually, this is pretty accurate. Audrina is the girl I would have tried to bang and Rumer is the chick I would have ended up with.
Bad acting, HO!!!
Or is it bad acting hoes?
This should fit nicely into my soft core spank bank collection, right between “Busty Cops” and “Bikini Carwash”.
If they wanted to be realistic, they would have had a Pike raping the corpse.
*commercial for Mexican Viagra ends, Donk and J promo plays*
Donk- So, I hear there’s a new disease going around Hollywood that causes good looking celebrities’ children to grow up ass ugly. You hear about that?
JHC- Yeah, Rumor has it.
*C-Dog runs in and slams JHC upside head with hammer that squeaks and helicopters his dick at Donk*
Decent toe in them thar pic, Linky!
Oh God! Why did I have to enlarge the thumbnails?!? WHY!?!?
She’s mighty hot when you’ve cut off her head…
*smiles coyly while holding bloody ax*
Megan’s Facebook Status: Undead and Unsmart
“You cheat on one Theta you cheat on every Theta.”
I have a feeling they use that sentence a lot like a madlib and just leave the “cheat on” part out.
You _________ one Theta you ________every Theta.
Hmmm…what could I use?
Looks like Margot Kidder completed her transformation from Lois Lane into Mrs. Garrett.
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.
I Know What You Did Last Semester
Brenda Envigan is freaking hot though, and she’s the main character.
I know what you aborted last trimester?
You’d be amazed at how well “It’s a prank I’m playing, officer” works when he finds three dead chicks in your trunk.
Alan Rickman finds a dead body on his porch. A phrase is written on his shirt that reads:
“Now, I’ve done a teen horror picture.”
Rickman pulls shirt taught to see the rest of the message.
“I play a Ho Ho Ho.”
What’s the difference between a dead sorority chick and a live sorority chick?
About 3 IQ points.
How are they the same?
You won’t need those date-rape drugs you’re carrying.
Like you can jab a tire iron into someone to kill them. It’s hard enough to sodomize someone with a tire iron and there’s already a hole there.
I liked this movie better the first time, when it was called “I know what you did last summer”