SHOCKER: KATHERINE HEIGL IS A BITCH
03.04.09I know it may shock and appall my many readers who’ve applauded Katherine Heigl’s courageous decisions to bash the movie that made her famous and insult the writers of her show, but apparently, having her on a movie set isn’t exactly sunshine and cockrings, if you catch my drift.
According to one extra [always sources of accurate and unbiased info] who was on the set of “27 Dresses,” Heigl “reportedly refused to film any scenes until her pregnant assistant ran around and got her a Coke Zero. She refused to eat lunch next to anyone or have anyone speak to her once the cameras stopped rolling.” According to another insider, “No one on the crew likes her.” Another source added that “many directors that she’s worked with in the past do not want to work with her again.”
On the set of her latest movie, “Five Killers,” [Heigl] has been “extremely unprofessional,” “flaking on meetings and making ridiculous demands,” insiders say. Heigl reportedly has insisted that she be flown by private plane to the film’s international locations and wants “crazy amounts of security.” [NYDailyNews]
Well look, when you’re the star of films like 27 Dresses and… uh, 27 Dresses (the only movie she did last year), you can get away with a few extra demands. And in her defense, one of Five Killers‘ filming locations was Rapetown, South Africa.


Rapetown, South Africa is where you go when you ain’t gonna play Sun-and-cockrings City.
Rapetown, South Africa still practices legs-apartheid.
More like Kathleen Turner is orange. Jesus, how many packs of cigarettes does this b*$#h smoke in a day?
Rapetown is a short drive from scenic Copafeeladelphia.
Hop skip and a jump from Fingerbangkok.
She needs that Coke Zero to remind her of what everyone else around her is worth
Suburb of Assaultoona.
Rapetown is home to Nelson Manslaughterdela.
The main drag through Rapetown is GHB avenue.
No one on the crew likes her… except for that one Dominican garbage guy (he masturbates alot).
Sunshine and Cockrings of course sang the 60s classic, “I Got You Labe.”
I find the quiet neighborhood of Chloroformia to be the best part of Rapetown
I like Grapetown a bunch.*
*I got nothin’.
My uncle owns a shop in Rapetown: Nomeansyes Dresses
New, totally awesome up.
I take the Hershey Highway to Rapetown.
Pauly, how do ewe get the sheep to hold still?
The new up is seriously the greatest thing ever.
Of course she’s a bitch. She’s at an event that supports HIV and AIDS.
Beek, you put their back legs in your over-sized rain boots.
Bitch looks like one of those head-on-a-body walls at the funfair. I had a booth like that once. But the holes were a good bit lower. Because it was for children, you see.