03.03.09 SEAN CONNERY HAS AN AWESOME PAINTING

Del Toro ? Erik Estrada ? I can’t begin to masturbate until I know for sure.

Sean Connery’s Wife: Mall Cop ?

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No wonder he beats her.

With talent like that… good thing she married well.

That picture just made my day.

It’s actually the recreation of a screen-cap from “The Knights Who Say Gee” starring John Cleese and Hugh Homoe

Well you know the old saying: “Behind every Adrian Grenier…”

Shirtless in tight jeans is like the gay little black dress.

I’m pretty sure that painting is depicting him watching some pool boy bending his wife over and nailing her. He likes to watch.

“Itsh… OKAY, Pablo. You shee, I like to WATSCH…”

whats the use of being rich and famous if you have a tranny for a wife who paints pictures of pablo the gardener being eye fucked by 007?

<—- wipes the remains of nominus’ dick off the bottom of shoe.

“Do you exshpect me to tell you where the microfilm ish?”
“No, Mister Bond, I expect you to fuck me in the ass”

“”No luv, I don’t dye my mustash. Itsh just shtained with Pablo’s shhit.”

“You know Juan, I’m not a licenshed proctologisht.”

Someone should use it as an album cover.

Why would he want a painting of Harvey Korman and Zoolander?

I wish that there would be an old crotchety man film in vein of The Expendables with old badass or crazy men. It could have Sean Connery, Christopher Lloyd, Clint Eastwood, Donald Sutherland, Richard Roundtree, Jack Nicholson, and Tommy Lee Jones (for the ladies).

Deleted scene from Blazing Saddles?

Sean Connery is married to Leona Helmsly?

tantfl, you’ve forgotten Burt Reynolds

Or anal bum cover.

Pablo’s decomposing in basement of the Connerys’ summer villa.

Oh, so he was a musician, then, flogged?

Who do I look like? The casting director?

Sean Penn wants this painting to be the symbolic representation of Harvey Milk Day.

Oh, they should also cast the other man that’s on the right side in the banner picture. He looks pretty disgruntled.

And since we’re talking about wrinkly mexican men, is Danny Trejo in The Expendables? If not, why?

it looks like something Data painted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xfCKXnyD-4

Jes. Trom-boner.

After Connery brutally raped him, the Police were called to his home where he informed them that Pablo seemed “Shaken, not Shtirred.”

You must see more
http://www.seanconnery.com/micheline/

I would like to propose a motion that we add Talk Like Sean Connery Day to Talk Like A Pirate Day and Talk Like Jason Statham Day as official FilmDrunk holidays.

In favor?

Opposed? . . . Hey guy! Fuck you!

Thanks for that, Eibz. That first pic with him in the yellow robe is hilarious. I think it’s called Chest Hair: Oil on Canvas.

I take issue that her “art” is self-described as “realistic”.

I love your new avatar, Swi! You rule!

In favor erswi!

The question is becoming “why don’t I own a picture of Sean Connery creepily lurking behind a shirtless dude” ?

Sean Connery drives an asstin martin.

Also, I put my vote in for the new holidays.

Thanks Eibz. I got it from the coolest chick you know.

New up.

I’m all in favour of new holidays, but I imagine that most of you probably already sound like Connery every Friday night. I’m also guessing Vance pulls out the Stath whenever he’s trying to confuse impress the ladies.

Looks like Connery’s about to rape Lorenzo Lamas

That’s actually a painting of Connery behind his wife, before she put the wig on.

“You’re the man-whore now, ‘Twan!”

I wonder if robo wants to fuck the guy on the right.

Sean Connery could fuck a man up the ass and it’d be the most hetero act ever (with the exception of Bill Cowher fellating a player)