Comments on: SAM MENDES, DAVE EGGERS… COLLEGE BONER!

By: TMJ

TMJ — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:31:24 +0000

Is this a sequel to Juno, or did they just steal the credit sequence and soundtrack?

By: NoMoPolenta

NoMoPolenta — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:54:26 +0000

Hmm…actors I like, director I like, writer I love – so why does this look boring as hell?

By: RoboPanda

RoboPanda — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:52:08 +0000

Are we completely sure Krasinski isn’t a fucking sasquatch???

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:49:50 +0000

Anybody else looking at that banner pic and expecting Krasinski to pull out a felt green frog that says “Hi Dee Ho!” ?

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:47:56 +0000

*refreshes Viceland.com*

Did anyone go to the Girl Talk concert last week? His schtick is getting tired like Boho. Hey Pauly, wanna go to the retro drafthouse and watch the midnight showing of Bottle Rocket?

By: RoboPanda

RoboPanda — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:45:43 +0000

True story: I though Sam Mendes and Alan Ball were the same person until about a month ago when someone told me he was banging Kate Winslet and I was like, “nuh uh.”

You can experience more little nuggets of me in my one man show, I will hunt and kill you, Elvis Costello, currently playing in the abandoned Sbarros next to the Chipotle.

By: Dr. Steve Brule

Dr. Steve Brule — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:45:24 +0000

John Krazinski’s beard is a collection of Steve Carrell’s coat tail clippings.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:43:08 +0000

*takes sip of Manhattan*

Ugh, Vince, you need to tell your bartender to go light on the vermouth or I’ll just go back to drinking PBRs.

By: Vodka

Vodka — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:42:52 +0000

I’m tweeting this post from Beacon’s Closet. Ironically, of course.

By: 6waysfromsunday

6waysfromsunday — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:41:58 +0000

What the hell happened to Maya Rudolph. She used to be hot at one time. Its almost as if her husband Paul Anderson is making her as dreary and bleak as his movies.