RUSSELL CROWE’S ROBIN HOOD… SINGS?
03.13.09Earlier this week, it was reported that Alan Doyle, lead singer of the Canadian band Great Big Sea, would play Allen-a-Dale in Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood movie, Nottingham. In a recent interview, Doyle told MTV that the movie would also feature *gasp* “lots of singing.”
“He’s a troubadour,” [said] Doyle [of his characater]. “He’s an Irish lute playing balladeer. He’s an artist who loves to sing a song. With two or three other guys, Allen a-Dale is one of the Merry Men who’s followed Robin Hood [Russell Crowe] for a long time and hopes to continue to do so. Yes, I will be playing the lute in the film.”
“There is a lot of singing in the film,” he told us. “A lot of it by different people in different parts of the film. I don’t know quite yet if Russell and I will be singing together. But there will be lots of music in the film.”
“I wrote a few songs with Russell for his band, and he wrote a few with me for Great Big Sea, and I also produced a record for his band and actually toured a couple of times in Australia and in Europe. He’s got a real different skill set than I have. He’s a real keen wordsmith as most of my actor friends are.”
A wordsmith, eh? That’s strange, I’ve often known him to communicate only in 30-Odd Foot of Grunts! (no high five?). So, to recap, Robin Hood wears tights, his best friend is a Great Big Seaman, and they spend all day in the woods playing ballads. And in his spare time he steals from the rich and gives to the drama club.


One of the first songs is about how Robin Hood wouldn’t have to live in the woods and steal from the rich if he had only gone to freecreditreport.com.
Someone tell Alan Dale that he supposed to sing into it not perform fellatio on it.
I hope this Robin Hood gets shot with a 30-odd six.
Mmmmm….dirty old sex.
Alan Dale sucks a mean mic. Or is it Mike?
Crowe and Joaquin Phoenix should team up. One more bearded guy and we’ll have the second coming of ZZ Top.
Man… Nelson is getting up in years.
Audience: Ugh. We are so NOT entertained.
Does this singing Robin also have a red breast?
Well hit me with a hammer, the left-hand one is Doyle, so we HAVE our trio!
Dudes, that’s Heart in the banner pic.
Scott Stapp will play Fryar Suck.
Is Russel Crowe singing with a cell in his hand to be the first motherfucker who heckles him at concerts?
I’d rather Russel hit me with a rotary phone in the head then sing ANYTHING in my general vicinity.
Great White Sea played at our last Klan Rally. The guy who booked them really should have listened to a few songs before just assuming to know what their music was about.
Edit: It’s Great Big Sea, not Great White Sea.
I get that back then the band’s stage will have to be wooden, but how are they going to explain the faulty pyrotechnics?
When asked the Sheriff of Nottingham said: SEE!?! THIS IS WHY I HATE HIM!
When Merry Man Allen a-Dale says he will play the lute in the film, he really means the skin flute.
I took a dump in the Great Big Sea.
Think this song will be in it?
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding through the glen
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, with his bag of things
He steals from the poor, and gives to the rich
Silly bitch
Reluctant Merry Man: Terrific Robin. Just bloody terrific. You singing and prancing about is a PERFECT way for us to break this “Gay guys in the woods” image. That was sarcasm by the way you twat!
Russell Crowe should play the Sheriff of Ate-a-ham.
Vince, the guy’s band is Great Big Sea. They play a genre called ‘Celtic Rock’ (so the Dropkick Murphys without a Boston accent or a punk-rock attitude)
You’ve mixed it with the hair band Great White.
That said, this shits a terrible idea
Edit: It’s Great Big Sea, not Great White Sea.
Any chance you Canadian assholes could have brought that up before I made that joke?
Russell Crowe had to show he could play an instrument in his audtion for the role. It was his Proof of Fife.
Pubatch beat me to it. JESUS!! MTV got it right and you didn’t…I’d be embarassed. Like, I just made a movie called Gigli after I made greats like Midnight Run and Scent of a Woman embarassed. You know Martin Brest hasn’t been hired since that movie? Think about it.
Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood steals from the rich, likes Prada.
Wow. I haven’t been less excited about a Robin Hood movie since the last Robin Hood movie.
Total chaos ensues when Great White Sea catches the forest on fire and nobody can escape.
@BiggieLaing -
Shut up.
Robin: [removes green feathered hat and turns around to face Nottingham] My name is Robin of Locksely, leader of the Merry Men, son to a murdered father, husband to a man from Manchester. And I will sing Cabaret, in this act or the next.
Update: TMZ reports that Great Big Sea just read FilmDrunk, and upon realizing Vince was right, immediately switched their name to Great White Sea. Proceed with burn victim jokes.
Do NOT wave your lighter around when Great White Sea performs their rock ballad.
Great White Sea is burning up the charts. In the third degree.
Some of the inventions of keen wordsmith Russell Crowe:
MMPhmmf: I’m eating.
MuMMPHuff!: Leave me alone, I’m eating.
GLAAARphlgar: I got so caught up in eating that I didn’t notice I was chewing on my hair.
Shamon: Nothing (but he’s pissed Michael Jackson stole it from him).
Great White Sea can’t get an audience… all there fans were fired.
Which is better than what happened to Alan Doyle’s male fans… they were all laid off.
The Judds announce 2009 reunion tour.
Hey De Frank, eat cock. Great BIG Sea have gone Platinum 10 times and Gold 5 times. They’re success is no mistake, unlike when your mother got pregnant with you by sitting on a public toilet seat that some hobo jerked off onto. Something for you to ponder to: They have a Canadian fanbase, not American. They’re not the one’s getting laid off, LOSER!!!!
Being a Newfoundlander myself, even though I don’t particularly like Great Big Sea that much anymore I will punch anyone who makes fun of them.
/downs 4 shots of screech and 10 Labatt Blues
Screech?? Sweet, you are a Newfy, lol.