Character and stage actor Ron Silver died yesterday of esophogeal cancer at age 62. Silver is supposedly best known for playing Alan Dershowitz in Reversal of Fortune, but he’ll always be “Mexican Guard” in The Arrival to me (“Would you like to see the ruins, my friend?”). As you can see above, the dude could chew scenery.
Silver spoke fluent Spanish and Chinese, did some work for the CIA when he was 22 (according to Cindy Adams), and was known for being a lifelong Democrat until he pulled a Dennis Miller after 9/11. He later hosted a political talk show on Sirius. But politics aside, what the hell are these lazy ass doctors doing? Are they just playing grabass back there in the lab? How long have you had to cure cancer now? Chop chop, people. I’m getting older, and this booze and cigarette habit isn’t going to cold turkey itself. I get up every day and write this blog. Now it’s time you people contributed something.




It’s ok, he was cremated in an open-air fire. Turns out that cloud actually does have a Silver lining.
We have Cancer Research charity shops in Britain, although there never seems to be much research taking place in them.
/Harry Hill
Wasn’t he already dead when he was born attached to Andy Garcia?
I blame you Jean Claude. Time Cop gave everyone cancer.
Ron Silver? I hear his reputation was tarnished.
I knew his brother, Long John. Something was fishy about that guy.
The Lone Ranger will be giving a short eulogy.
To atone for his worldly sins, he now takes a job in the afterlife with 29 other similarly named men running constant train on Judas Iscariot. Eventually, he’ll be replaced and allowed into Heaven.
I’m writing his biopic Almost Golden: The Ron Silver Story. We’re in negotiations with Jessica Savitch for the lead.
/imdb
Tippin’ my 40 to my homie…
R.I.P.
He was a pretty good character actor, the kind of guy you recognize from a bunch of stuff but can’t remember the details. Casting directors have one less card under “Angry Jew” in their Rolodexes today.
::: pours out 40 :::
Never liked the guy. He often falsely claimed to be Ron White Gold… but he wasn’t fooling anybody.
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