ROBOT SWORDFIGHT? ROBOT SWORDFIGHT.
03.26.09My internal monologue from 15 minutes ago:
Hmm, let’s see, what other stories should I cover today…
Nicole Kidman in the new Woody Allen movie? Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz signing on for a romantic comedy? Robert Pattinson’s next movie? Ron Howard maybe directing H.P. Lovecraft? Tough decisions, tough decisions. …Then again, there’s always this robot swordfight clip from Exterminator City. Dang, I better flip a coin…
[via iheartchaos - who have another NSFW scene from the same movie that I highly recommend]
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I’d rather watch Robot Tummy Sticks.
You had me at “robot.”
I’m especially fond of the title: “Worst robot sword fight ever?”
With so many robot sword fights to choose from, I can understand their doubt.
I. Just. Came.
I think it’s safe to say that Clive Owen has issues with fake breasts.
“Hello. My name is 84888992642KC8. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“H.P. Lovecraft” is where the sex scene in that movie takes place.
Man, I’d sure like to have been the casting director for this movie. All those robots willing to fuck your brains out for a bit part? Count me in.
In the NSFW version the robots are apparently seeking large quanTITies od silicone.
or “of” silicone if you prefer.
Five bucks says this is better than Terminator Salvation.
Woody Allen wishes Exterminator City was the new Woody Allen.
[10]Parry
[20}Dodge
[30]Thrust
[40]Goto 10
Great, the economy will get so bad that women won’t be able to afford shirts.
Why is it set to Soundgarden’s Spoonman?
Was that Johnny 5?
I can only assume that the NSFW scene involves a different type of sword fight?
“Why is it set to Soundgarden’s Spoonman?”
Because the goofy looking one (?) is made from recycled silverware.
Exterminator city is where all the retired models who can no longer kill humans go to live.
It would have been more realistic if the robot’s head popped up when he lost his sword.
This reminds me of the time my Roomba pulled a knife on my electric broom.
Its like a down syndromed clint eastwood mechanically fused with jigsaw in the year 2300…..im the only one who thought of that?
Wow, those guys are good swordfighters. You might say that each of them is rather adroid at it.
*goes and sits in corner*
That robot is a regular /error Flynn with a sword in hand.
Stoney… you have a Broomba?
His programming was weak. He could’ve used more backslashes.
*Rides piggyback on Donk to corner*
[Crappy picks up phone, dials]
Crappy: Hello IT Naz…er… person, this is Crappy. There is a training vid online for energy optimization in industrial setting that I need to see, but I can’t stream video.
ITNazi: {typing} I’m looking at your screen right now, what is FilmDrunk?
C: An energy resources company.
I: Bullshit. Stop abusing your privedges.
C: Fuck! Your next life will be as a Thai boy whore!
I: [watches robot video] Awesome!
I prefer my robots videos to be a bit more rapier.
That’s funny Crap, I prefer my swords to be a bit more rapier.
One robot is clearly made up of parts from an Olds Cutlass.
The other,
Probably a Le Sabre.
When I read robot swordfight I was hoping it was a video of the good kind of robot swordfighting, you know the one without swords.
Excited, I all was. Nachos because too I heart. Cheese, meat, tasty. Link not expecting I was. Fuckin’ dyslexia/retardation.
This is proof that the sneeky yella Japs can get off to anything.
It was either “Robots” or “My pile of Action Figure peripherals”
Clive Cohen’s next project is about a Pirate detective who has laser fights.
Clive Cohen’s went to Quentin Tarrantino’s Cusin (I Swear) Scriptriting Skool.
I heard that Rob Schneider is going to on tonight’s show called Entertainment as a Second Language with Carlos Santos at 9pm on MTV Tr3s!! Ahhhh… I am so excited!! Defff going to watch it!! <3
Wait, I thought “robot swordfight” was a euphemism.
Cue the sad trombone
Hey, m1, grace00 wants to fuck you in the ass. Really!
Hey, was anyone aware that you can change your display name on Uproxx? Pretty sweet, cause I am now incognito.
Mother F**in Durst.
Robot Swordfight is my finishing move (after a hot date and a physical altercation).
You misspelled monster, eib.
…
Leave the missspelling up to me.
This place is a nerd swordfight.
Oh Christ, this is going to create a monster.
Maybe now I’ll say something funny . . .
I got nothin.
Ron Howard + Lovecraft = negative sweatpants boner
Good to see that Madonna still gets roles after her divorce.
how much coke did that blonde do to celebrate her big break in movies?
I think those Japanese mercenary bunnies could take em