IF R2D2 HAD SUBTITLES. AND WAS GLIB.
03.04.09Since R2D2 spends all his screen time beeping and farting like a fax machine for no reason, someone on YouTube had the bright idea of giving him subtitles. The resulting video (below) is like Look Who’s Talking meets Star Wars. It’s kind of funny, though it could’ve been edited down a lot. At the very least, it’s a good opportunity to relive the magic that was Episode I. And by that I mean good God that was an awful movie. There’s no way Lucas shared that script with anyone before he filmed it. I refuse to believe that there’s someone out there who read ANAKIN: Let’s turn left! Anakin turns left ANAKIN: Now let’s see how they like my spin trick! Anakin does his spin trick – and didn’t do everything in his power to stop the movie from being made.


Attitude ex Machina.
Subtitles for Episodes 4-6 would just be Kenny Baker’s muffled cries for water and his railing against the cruel god who did this to him.
“Look Who’s Talking meets Star Wars”
You mean… like Battlefield Earth?
I learned a long time ago that “biddy biddy biddy” really means “Go fuck yoursself.”
The writing on this stupid video was Shakespeare compared Lucas.
They should have subtitled Anakin’s emotions in Episode 2 and 3.
Smilie face. Frowny face. Frowny face. Frowny face. Mask.
Helmet. I meant Helmet. Jolly good ol chap!
They tried subtitling the ewoks, but every other sentence was either “can I hump it?” or “is it edible?”. Fucking retards…
Script for Episode I? What script? The entire movie was conceived during George Lucas’ baths with his action figures.
“Pew! Pew! Use the force Anny!”
^ Direct quote from Lucas’ bathtime “thinktank” sessions
The subtitles for C-3P0′s inner monologue would have revealed the lyrics to the musical numbers from Rent.
Was that the actual dialog the other characters were saying? “He did it! The droid fixed the shields!” Good lord, no wonder Lucas turned into the Salmon Rushdie of the sci-fi nerd set.
Anakin: That’s nuthin’! Wait until ya see me do “Gandalf’s Pointy Hat Trick!”
Gandalf: Don’t tempt me, Frodo!
Admiral Ackbar: It’s a trap!
The Mighty Feklahr: Dor sho gha!
R2-D2: Weeeeeee-WAH AH! Doo-diddy-doo-diddy DEE DOO!