Since R2D2 spends all his screen time beeping and farting like a fax machine for no reason, someone on YouTube had the bright idea of giving him subtitles.  The resulting video (below) is like Look Who’s Talking meets Star Wars.  It’s kind of funny, though it could’ve been edited down a lot. At the very least, it’s a good opportunity to relive the magic that was Episode I.  And by that I mean good God that was an awful movie.  There’s no way Lucas shared that script with anyone before he filmed it.  I refuse to believe that there’s someone out there who read ANAKIN: Let’s turn left!  Anakin turns left ANAKIN: Now let’s see how they like my spin trick! Anakin does his spin trick – and didn’t do everything in his power to stop the movie from being made.