Comments on: THINGS I’M THANKFUL FOR: SINGING DOGS http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/porter-the-blues-dog FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:32:29 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Sexgirl http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/porter-the-blues-dog#comment-187052 Sexgirl Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:51:36 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=11755#comment-187052 That bitch can really play. That bitch can really play.

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/porter-the-blues-dog#comment-186972 Stone Soup Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:38:51 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=11755#comment-186972 Rolling Bone called Porter's Ballad <i>"I Love You Patches"</i> "Ass-Dragingly good" Rolling Bone called Porter’s Ballad “I Love You Patches” “Ass-Dragingly good”

]]> By: Miggs http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/porter-the-blues-dog#comment-186971 Miggs Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:30:27 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=11755#comment-186971 Porter's rider includes 5 bags of Beggin' Strips, a 10 pound bag of Gravy Train, and that sexy pillow from the couch for the post show romp. Porter’s rider includes 5 bags of Beggin’ Strips, a 10 pound bag of Gravy Train, and that sexy pillow from the couch for the post show romp.

]]> By: Rock Strongo http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/porter-the-blues-dog#comment-186970 Rock Strongo Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:28:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=11755#comment-186970 They say his main influence is Howlin' Wolf They say his main influence is Howlin’ Wolf

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/porter-the-blues-dog#comment-186969 ChinoMoreno Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:24:03 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=11755#comment-186969 Porter sings into a microbone. *cartwheels to corner* Porter sings into a microbone.

*cartwheels to corner*

]]> By: RoboPanda http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/porter-the-blues-dog#comment-186968 RoboPanda Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:23:26 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=11755#comment-186968 Porter sold his soul for milkbones at the crossroads, but the joke's on the Devil; all dogs go to heaven. Porter sold his soul for milkbones at the crossroads, but the joke’s on the Devil; all dogs go to heaven.

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/porter-the-blues-dog#comment-186967 Stone Soup Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:19:00 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=11755#comment-186967 Porter recorded 83 blues songs about Bob Barker. Porter recorded 83 blues songs about Bob Barker.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/porter-the-blues-dog#comment-186966 Crapbasket Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:17:31 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=11755#comment-186966 Oh, I finally saw <i>Pineapple Express</i> this weekend and laughed so hard I threw up a little. And that dear sirs, and madames and sirdames, is a high compliment. Oh, I finally saw Pineapple Express this weekend and laughed so hard I threw up a little. And that dear sirs, and madames and sirdames, is a high compliment.

]]> By: Armorcladinosor http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/porter-the-blues-dog#comment-186965 Armorcladinosor Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:15:26 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=11755#comment-186965 Tragedy struck when Porter's owners, unaware that he was on a heroin binge, mistook his foaming for rabies and shot him in the backyard. Porter 2006-2009 Beloved Pet Renowned Musician Gone But Not Forgotten Tragedy struck when Porter’s owners, unaware that he was on a heroin binge, mistook his foaming for rabies and shot him in the backyard.

Porter
2006-2009
Beloved Pet
Renowned Musician
Gone But Not Forgotten

]]> By: Rock Strongo http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/porter-the-blues-dog#comment-186964 Rock Strongo Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:14:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=11755#comment-186964 My baby gone and left me, when they took my balls away All thats left that I can see, is to mope around all day I got the neutered blues I got the clip and snip blu-who-whos My baby gone and left me,
when they took my balls away
All thats left that I can see,
is to mope around all day

I got the neutered blues
I got the clip and snip blu-who-whos

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