Comments on: PATTON OSWALT MAKES ME JIZZ RAINBOWS

By: Charlie Br0nze

Charlie Br0nze — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:04:13 +0000

Patton Oswalt (and Robopanda) had me at whackety schmackety do. The link’s a good read. I’ve watched 4 episodes of Burn Notice tonight. Enjoyable stuff.

By: JHC

JHC — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:56:15 +0000

New up.

By: The Rutger Hauer Experience

The Rutger Hauer Experience — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:54:01 +0000

The Nerd Mafia hates money laundering, because the bills always crumple in your jeans.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:53:59 +0000

The Nerd Mafia runs the badminton racket.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:51:06 +0000

The Nerd Mafia has cops on their bankroll, money on their dice roll, and Slashdot.org on their blogroll.

By: B.K.

B.K. — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:50:58 +0000

The Nerd Mafia’s front business is selling Monster Cables.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:48:48 +0000

The Nerd Mafia wants to be involved in prostitution, but they need your help meeting girls.

By: JHC

JHC — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:48:46 +0000

To prevent the cops from infiltrating their ranks, the Nerd Mafia makes everyone whip up a power point presentation on World of Warcraft, right there on the spot before every meeting.

By: B.K.

B.K. — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:47:08 +0000

The Nerd Mafia will not initiate you if you only know π to five decimal points, Donk.

By: The Rutger Hauer Experience

The Rutger Hauer Experience — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:46:48 +0000

The Nerd Mafia organizes illegal spelling bees.