British Prime Minister Gordon Brown visited the White House recently, and he and President Obama exchanged gifts. Obama gave Brown a collection of 25 DVDs (list of titles after the jump), but the big story was that the British press is all bitter and pissed about it.
“In return for a pen holder carved from the timbers of the sister ship of the one the White House desk is made from and a first edition of a seven-volume biography of Winston Churchill, the Daily Mail is appalled that “Barack Obama, the leader of the world’s richest country” gave Brown a box set of 25 DVDs selected by the American Film Institute. These, it says, include Raging Bull, Casablanca, Psycho and The Graduate. It is, the Mail says, “a gift about as exciting as a pair of socks”. ” [Guardian]
Wow, a pen holder… thanks. That’s, uh, I mean, normally I have so much trouble with the pen, you know, just laying the f-ck down on my desk all horizontal like, but this should, uh, really nip that problem in the bud. And as for that seven-volume biography… that’s, uh, awesome. I mean, I read a four-volume biography last year, but after only 2000 pages… I feel like there’s so much more to know.
Citizen Kane
The Godfather
Casablanca
Raging Bull
Singin’ in the Rain
Gone with the Wind
Lawrence of Arabia
Schindler’s List
Vertigo
The Wizard of Oz
City Lights
The Searchers
Star Wars: Episode IV
Psycho
2001: A Space Odyssey
Sunset Boulevard
The Graduate
The General
On the Waterfront
It’s a Wonderful Life
Chinatown
Some Like it Hot
The Grapes of Wrath
ET: The Extra-Terrestrial
To Kill a Mockingbird
I know E.T. made a lot of money, but let’s be honest, does it really belong on this list?

Oh, so I’m the only one surprised that there was no White Snatch Destroyed by Black Cock in there? Barry musta kept that one for his own personal collection.
Looks like Austin Powers has really toned down his look.
Maybe next time he can give the good Prime Minister a set of Rosetta Stone tapes in German and a pair of boxers with a bulls-eye on the back to show him where he can keep his pen.
ET made the cut, but not UHF? No wonder this country is so fucked up.
The real insult was that the boxed set was purchased from a sidewalk vendor in Washington DC and they’re all bootleg DVRs.
So how long before the consie bloggers start asking who paid for the DVDs? Has anyone looked in with the new guy at WL yet?
Yeah, I didn’t think so…
I wonder what Grisom is taking notes on up there?
Who are you? Who, who…who, who…
Is that Dan Rather interviewing Obama?
As exciting as a pair of socks? What’s not exciting about beating off twice?
I hope when Obama gave the DVDs to Brown, he pointed out “Lawrence of Arabia” and said, “See, this one’s about one of YOUR people. Neat, huh?”
Man Alfred E Newman sure got old. And bitter.
He should have gave him 25 pirated DVD’s. With the titles scribbled on them with a yellow sharpie.
Here’s a gift – we won’t accidentally blow up your embassy the next time we need to bomb someone. Fuck off.
They’re probably all NTSC format.
New up, mang.
Just to be a dick Barack should have given Gordon Swept Away and Revolver. Guy Ritchie is like England’s Bret Ratner.
I hear Sean Penn doesn’t have so much trouble with laying down on a public office desk all horizontal.
Hey, he could’ve given him this, but he wouldn’t want to make the guy feel bad about himself.
Prime Minister Brown is really sending mixed messages here. His eyes say “I want to touch you”, but his hands say “I want to touch myself”.
Obama’d make a great step-dad.
Brown is just pissed off because he only has a region 2 dvd player.
Hey, without E.T. we wouldn’t have fucking Reese’s Pieces, the candy that provides a peanut-butter taste that is both wholly unnatural and delicious at the same time.
Fucksicle.
You know, this makes me realize a more appropriate gift might have been a life-size E.T. statue filled with Reeses.