Comments on: NIC CAGE WAS BORN TO PLAY A SORCERER

By: NoMoPolenta

NoMoPolenta — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:02:30 +0000

Nic Cage just needs one more stamp on his Danier Leather card to get free leather chaps.

By: nezzer

nezzer — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:49:36 +0000

Do you think Nic Cage knows he’s an actor? I think they just tell him he has powers or he’s got to save the world and take it from there.

“The world is depending on you Nic. The cameras are just here to document everything.”

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:15:17 +0000

Nic: Hey you know what would be really bad ass. A sorcerer in fucking leather man. I mean like a leather trench coat and like a Gandolf hat but its leather too man. Oh and he could have gloves but he cuts the fingertips off because he’s a rebel. Boots with no laces, pants with no belt…He never lets his clothes be used for the purpose they were originally intended man.

Bruckheimer: Nic, get the fuck out of my office.

By: SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:09:21 +0000

Hrmm. Who would have figured that in a modern day The Sword and The Stone movie, Nic Cage WOULDN’T be playing the stone.

By: Stone Soup

Stone Soup — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:47:09 +0000

Nic was extremely disappointed to learn that his character does not fly, primarily because he’s never seen the term “Flying Saucer” in writing before.

By: jokerswild

jokerswild — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:44:37 +0000

N’up.

Unfortunately Cage free.

By: Dr. Steve Brule

Dr. Steve Brule — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:44:19 +0000

Director: “Ok, now you are casting a spell”

*Cage curls hands in front of face*

Director: “Ok, but now you’re repelling a spell!”

*Cage curls hands in front of face*

Director: “Great, who ordered this mandarin orange salad with dressing on the side?”

*Cage curls hands in front of face*

By: Dr. Steve Brule

Dr. Steve Brule — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:41:05 +0000

Nic Cage insisted on using this leather ensemble after Hugh Jackman wore it in Van Helsing. Let’s just say the stains get a bit darker each and every night… because he has sex with it… in the ass.

By: jokerswild

jokerswild — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:37:44 +0000

Kurg . . . Chakan, The Forever Man?!?!

I ♥ U!

By: Dr. Steve Brule

Dr. Steve Brule — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:37:13 +0000

If I wasn’t a sorcerer, then why would I wear this hat?