Lost creator JJ Abrams’ Star Trek origin story has a new TV spot after the jump. It’s more or less the kind of TV spot I would’ve made for this movie – lots of flying and explosions and Bruce Greenwood, almost zero Zachary-Quinto-as-Spock. Pretty sure the original Spock didn’t have creepy plasticized skin. He looks like a mannequin that would normally have a ball gag in its mouth.
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The nerd casting on this is so fucking obvious, I wouldn’t be surprised if Alyson Hannigan was the voice of the ship’s computer.
Fact.
Zachary Quinto is 40% gay and 60% eyebrows.
Fact.
(Yeah, I recycled that joke. FYIT.)
Judging by the ear, i’d say Nero was challenging the crew of the Enterprise to some serious MMA action.
By the looks of Nero’s ear he had a run in with an intergalactic Chris Brown.
All the chairs in the theater at the premiere should be the captain’s chair from last week
Why does Chris Pine always look like he is ejaculating?
My day of reckoning is Taco Tuesdays.
lots of flying and explosions and Bruce Greenwood
This is what I’m planning for my son’s first birthday party.
My Star Trek features lots of flying and explosions and Lee Greenwood.