NEW PAULY SHORE MOVIE LOOKS… FUNNY?
03.20.09
This is just like a dream I’ve always had! *Orgasm*
Adopted, written and directed by Pauly Shore, is a quasi-documentary about Pauly Shore’s trip to Africa to adopt a child. He’s one fish that’s WAY out of water! *record scratch sound effect*
For hundreds of years, Africa has existed in a state of despair. Famine, civil wars and rampant disease have left the continent without hope, but for the efforts of Western do-gooders. At first, they arrived with food, bibles and the magic of penicillin; more recently they have hosted rock concerts and sent plane loads of grain. And in the last decade of the 20th century they arrived and took babies home with them. First there was Angelina, then Madonna [both in the first decade of the 21st century akshully], and now…Pauly Shore! [IMDB – written by Pauly Shore]
Dare I say it, this… actually… looks… funny. …I can’t believe that just came out of my keyboard. *burns computer, sacrifices a chicken*
Sidenote/Public Service Announcement: You look like an idiot when you use Papyrus font.
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You told me that I was the only ‘Pauly’ in your life, Vince…
LIAR WHORE! LIAR WHORE!
Pauly Shore still alive, making noises.
Dor sho gha! Wait until Pauly Shore teaches that kid to make “spoo-cicles” in his belly button! They’ll need a fucking auger to get it out!
Holy shit, do a Google image search for “auger”…you will know the one I mean…just…wow…
This is hurting my “Pauly at Filmdrunk” Google search for the ladies.
He shouldn’t have a kid. I think Weasels eat their young.
It’s funny until Stephen Baldwin shows up to teach the kid about Jesus.
Wow, Fek. Did you get a patent for that yet?
This looks awful. I’d rather watch a quasi-documentary of Margaret Cho trying to become the next octomom and jerking off eight homeless guys.
For the record:
My boss calls me ‘Pauly Shore’.
I want him to die by my hands, sooo…
I wanted trust Pauly Shore to adopt a fucking highway.
I wanted trust Pauly Shore to adopt a fucking highway.
*brain explodes*
Vodka-who do you think is wearing the fucking thing?
This is the worst thing to happen to Africa since apartheid
This is the worst thing to happen to Africa since
apartheidAfricaFixed!
This kid is better off in Africa with AIDS, racial cleansing and warlords. Six months with Pauly Shore and he’ll be begging for extradition.
By the third day, the kid had nailed two former Playmates.
If Chris Hansen sees that banner pic, I may start watching To Catch a Predator.
Oh, and nice Fek.
I drove the Amistad from Africa.
“You guys better pipe down or I’ll turn this thing around! Naw, I’m fucking with you. But really, shut the fuck up!” [cracks whip]
Pauly Shore heard rumors of a place where AIDS was spread even faster than his guest suite at the Playboy mansion, but he had to see it with his own eyes to believe it.
Pauly Shore sells sea shells by the sea shore.
No, really he does. On Venica Beach.
Venice*
Fuck. You.
“And in the last decade of the 20th century they arrived and took babies home with them.”
Not true Mr. Shore. That started somewhere around the year 1500
Oh god, why did I have to see the enlarged image? WHY!?!
It’s gonna take a lot to drag me awaaaaaaaaaaaay from you!
There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doooooooo!
I bless the raaaaaaaaaains down in Africa!
Gonna take some time to do the things we neeeeeeeeeever had!
One question:
Does he teach the kid how to say “Hey Buuuuuuuuuuuudy!”?
This is bad news for Downtown Julie Brown who was set to release a similar movie where she blows 20 African men.
I was tempted reluctant, and I’m so happy that I didn’t. I imagine that’s one of those things you can’t unsee.
You can indeed unsee that image and here is how I propose to do it.
1. Drill hole in skull.
2. Pour in 50% solution of sulfuric acid.
3. Drool.
* I enlarged it as well so I’m actually considering this treatment seriously.
When that kid gets out of the tub, he’s gonna put on a Nairobi.
*skips to corner*
One question:
Does he teach the kid how to say “Hey Buuuuuuuuuuuudy!”?
Rrrrrick Ticktutwhaaaaaaaaaahb! is the correct pronunciation I believe, Donk.
Anyone ever see Pauly Shore is Dead? Umm yeah I never did either…uh but I heard it was pretty funny…gotta go!
Pauly Shore: No wheezing thd juice.
African kid: But I hungry, Mister.
On the plus side, I don’t think that I saw any penis in that picture.
Jon Stuart is Pauly Shore Light.
Should Pauly Shore change his name to Jim Crow?
The reason Pauly Shore can’t be around children in the US – he kept showing them his Weasel.