I Love You, Man comes out March 20th, and the guys behind it want to make sure you’re hip to the “lingo” before you go into the theater and make an ass of yourself by assuming it was gonna be in your “grandma’s English.” So they released these new posters, Pop a Squiznot, Totes Magotes, Dude Von Dudenstein, and Sweet Sweet Hangin. Still the big question is: what the f-ck is up with Jason Segel’s hair? He looks like… well, everyone I hung out with in eighth grade, actually.
[via IMPA, thanks to Guy Who Looks Like Thumb for the tip]
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I like movies where guys in their thirties talk like their 16. It’s radical.
or talk like they’re 16. Either way, stellar.
Hey, these guys aren’t the only dumbasses that can regurgitate lame microcosmed terminology from their youth!
“Fat ramma-mama, it’s a candy bar!”
“Hit your butt, hit your butt like the worst fart!”
“DIE ROE HANK!”
They want me to think that this movie features cunning lingo, but I’m still pretty sure it sucks dick.
This terminology isn’t new. Sweet, sweet hangin’s were all the rage in the 40′s and 50′s, but now everyone is all politically correct and they don’t happen anymore.
Not to be confused with my pot dealer, Papa Squeezebox.
These phrases are my grandma’s English. She has a stroke a few months back.
“has” is the new past-tense in her language.
I’m actually a direct descendant of the Von Dudenstein clan. We were famous throughout the Baltic states for our pizza bagel recipe.
My “grandma’s English” is quite a bit edgier than this. A lot of colorful slang to do with the filthy Jew. My, she was a pistol…
The phrase “Sweet, sweet hangin” actually dates back to 19th century Alabama.
Ashton Kutcher killed the Von Dudenstein line along with trucker hats.
Why are their heads attached to bodies? Is this even a real movie? I think it might be new Army recruitment ads. This is gonna be so viral.
Squiznots everywhere are going to protest when they see these.
This language gets Zooey Deschanel so worked up.
Just checking – has anyone made a racial “Hanging” reference yet? No? Awesome.
I think they took place in the 40′s and 50′s, but not anymore.
what the f-ck is up with Jason Segel’s hair? He looks like… well, everyone I hung out with in eighth grade, actually.
I’ve seen pictures. Your eight grade girlfriend was hot.
Isn’t “Dude Von Dudenstein” David Spade English?
Pop a Squiznot? Totes Magotes? Dude Von Dudenstein? Sweet Sweet Hangin?
Are we positive Diablo Cody has nothing to do with this?