Ahh, I love me a good hipster indie movie spoof. Jake Szymanski’s “The Dirty Garage” may not have the couches rolling down the street of Billy Was a Deaf Kid, or the retarded cats of Charley the Retarded Cat (still the gold standard of hipster movie parody videos), but it may be the most accurate parody of the three. It’s almost as biting a satire as the Juno parody in Disaster Movie. It was funny because Juno got shot, you see.
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I don’t get it.
Why are those two guys fighting over Cillian Murphy?
I totally didn’t have time to watch that because my friend Dahlia was telling me about the vinyl copy of Morrissey’s Viva Hate she just picked up.
Well ooh la la, a garage.
I prefer the Dirty Car Hole.
“Who’s garage is this anyway”
“Oh, its The Smiths…”
I draw hipsters into my garage by promising an exclusive Death Cab for Cutie studio cut, then gas tham like roaches.
Ummmm, what?
“Dirty Car Hole” is what I call Ryan Dunn’s butthole. (The guy from the Jackass movie.)
The garage-iest is the chick I’m looking to take home from the bar at closing time.
Wait, how’s that pronounced?
I don’t let girls in my garage anymore. They just don’t seem to understand that the bathtubs and lye are art.
Who would have thought that the term Dirty Garage would be more offensive as a hipster movie than as a Guatemalan sex fetish?
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead Hookers?
“The Dirty Garage” is a touchdown dance in Green Bay, right?
“The Dirty Garage” is a euphemism for anal, right?
UPROOOOXXXX!!!!
Seriously, this site has more issues that the entire patient population of Promises of Malibu.
It’s almost as biting a satire as the Juno parody in Disaster Movie.
Nothing bites as much as Seltzer/Freidberg.
This site crashes more often than a Turkish airline.
The Dirty Garage is when you shit under your partner’s pillow.
This site crashes as often as the bone player from my buddy’s ska band crashes on my couch.
This site is as stable as the Tacoma Narrows Birdge.
The dirty garage is when your girl has such a huge snatch there are dust bunnies in the corners.
This site crashes more than Natasha Richardson on skis.
Spleen.
This site crashes more than rednecks driving cars in circles real fast.
The Dirty Garage is when you go back and forth between vaginal and anal.
This site crashes more than Evil Kenievel. (P.B.U.H.)
When you post videos, are we supposed to watch them? Because I’ve just been making Gary Busey jokes in my head, instead.
A “dirty garage” is when you let Mike Rowe in the back door.
It’s a very specific fetish.
The Dirty Garage is when you kiester a snickers to trade for smokes down at the county lock up.
So I’ve heard.
They should have called Harvey Keitel to clean the dirty garage: “Now, you’ve got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.”
i have a video of my garage….it has some women, lots of screaming, blood and gwar playing in the background.
The Dirty Garage is the title of a series of enema porn.
The Dirty Garage is the worst.stripclub.ever.
GWAR!!!!
My wife was constantly nagging me to clean our garage. Now she’s part of the refinished floor.
I knew a bunch of dirties that ran a garage next to the Mercado Latino, but they called it Chuy’s Servicio de Autos.
Wasn’t that the show hosted by Jesse James?
I’m actually holding open casting calls for my own movie of the same name. Requirements are that you have to be a teenage female who’s angry with her parents and doesn’t have a cell phone. Check out Vince’s Match.com profile for more information.
Wait, I thought you were pimping through your Neopets profile, Donk.
No, that was CrossCountryHeat, Eibz.
The Dirty Garage is when you fuck a chick using a frozen turd
I thought that was a Guatamalan Snowcone?
Dirty Garage anagram:
Regard it gay
boPa, the difference here is that you leave it there when you’re done to thaw out
Related to the dirty Muskee, ya?
The Dirty Garage anagram:
Tighter yardage
The Mighty Feklahr prefers the “Dirty Hairy” (jerking off to comic book women copied nude on wax paper).
Shop has a fondness for the “Dirty Deborah Harry” (pissing in the mouth of a heroin addict).
I put a big screen, dart board, mini-fridge and fold out couch in my garage and made a dirty man cave.
I thought hipsters were parodies.
[crappy walks up with clanking sound emanating from pants]
Dude with mole: What the hell is in your pants?
Crappy: Pair o deez! [pulls out pair of large brass balls from briefcase. Points to Jack Lemmon] Coffee is for CLOSERS!
My meds aren’t working.
NEW UP!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURST!
Crappy, do you need a hug?
Crappy! Put me on the board! Put me on the Cadillac board!
Why is the google mainpage telling me to get tested and treated for tuberculosis? DOES GOOGLE KNOW SOMETHING I DON’T?
Robo’s a lunger?
Robo, that Cillian Murphy comment was the first one to make me laugh out loud at work. Of course, I am 5 beers in after lunch but still.
Well then nom that shit, dude. Can’t you see I’m dying from tuberculosis according to google?
Wait, nevermind. Somebody did nom it. I’ll stop nomwhoring now and continue coughing up blood.
TB, or not TB? That is the congestion.
Guy – call me (paulydangerouslyatlive.com)
Ha! I’m not falling for that one again.
We all know Pauly does his cruising at CelebMingle(dot)com
Ha! I’m not falling for that one again.
Blast! You can’t be fooled by my sneaky Canadian ways!
Do it.
Completely off topic, but fuckin’ awesome/creepy….
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You’re welcome.