Sienna Miller sucks at hide and seek
One of the cool things about Sienna Miller is that she occasionally takes time out of her schedule of being a giant whore to act in movies. After the jump, you can see her in the trailer for Mysteries of Pittsburgh, the movie she was making when she referred to the city as “Sh-ttsburgh.” She later apologized, saying Pittsburgh was actually super cool, and not nearly as bad as Sh-tcinnati or Sh-tcago. Or pretty much the entire state of Sh-tconsin. Oh yeah, so the movie is an adaptation of a Michael Chabon book or something. He also wrote Wonder Boys. That was a good book. Yiddish Policemen’s Union sucked though. Hey look, a pigeon.



You call her a giant whore, I call her Best Actress.
So she’s playing a chick in a slightly psychotic relationship who cranks up the crazy by cheating? I didn’t realize you could get type-cast from life.
I think Pittsburgh only has one mystery and it’s just “what’s that smell?”
It’s not a hipster love story until boy who loves girl who loves other boy’s cock ends up in your mouth. Cue Charley the retarded cat.
With Sienna Miller there it should been called “Always Showing Your Clitsburg”
Starring in Accepted Realities of Pittsburgh are 8 million fat chicks.
I wish Sienna Miller would stop acting like such a cum bucket and just blow me.
Does Nick Nolte know he’s in this movie?
Does Franco Harris make a cameo appearance?
Im supposed to go to Pittsburgh in two months for a wedding but Im planning on killing myself first.
She’s like a super pretty herpe
Mysteriously, Monongahela roughly translates to “Twice Fried”.
Abe, just go get a sammich at Primanti Brothers and it’ll do the job for you.
BTK, I saw Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard last week and um…she didn’t look half bad and didn’t seem to notice me standing there going “Nu Uhh!”
Hey, I’ve got a roll for Sienna Miller.
*chodin points down to dick, which is conveniently pierced through the middle of a biscuit*
Is Sidney Crosby a real Penguin? He does have internal genitalia like the flightless birds do.
Does Ben Roethlisberge always use a snap count below 3 because that’s as high as he can count?
Are the Pirates still suffering the curse of Andy Van Slyke?
What happened to all the dogs in Hines Ward’s neighborhood?
These are the mysteries of Pittsburgh.
What the fuck kind of name is that?
The mystery of Dirk Pittsburgh.
If this movie is anything like ‘Answers in Atlanta’ then SPOILER ALERT, because it ends with an interracial gangbang.
Meanwhile, across the state, Sarah Jessica Parker is filming ‘Mysteries of Filly’
She might be a bit too old for the role though.
Every time I gun for another mans girl, I always offer to settle the dispute with a mature game of hide n’ seek: I hide somewhere in the city and if that guy can find me, he gets to try and kick my ass.
Daaaaamn, Sienna Miller be lookin’ fine. I mean, she must work her nose off.
If this story arc is anything like ‘Clues in Spokane’, keep your eyes peeled for all the crystal meth in the third act.
The mysteries of Shittsburgh are solved by an intelligent young lad nicknamed Encyclopedia Brown-eye.
…sometimes Nancy Drew-Doo helps.
I once went to Pittsburgh with Mystery, that dude from VH1.
I’m guessing this isn’t our sex tape, is it?
‘Mysteries of Pittsburgh’ was Sherlock Homo’s first case ever.
The Mysteries of Pittsburgh sounds like a polo club.
Mysteries of Pittsburgh is an adults-only pop-up book.
‘Mysteries of Pittsburgh’ is an audio book containing nothing but shit sounds for two and a half hours.
If you place an all-beef patty between Sienna Miller’s breasts you get a tittsburger.
Mysteries of Pittsburgh:
1. How anyone could reproduce with the constant stink and over-hanging sense of financial dread.
2. How it makes Philly seem almost likable.
3. Santonio Holmes’ penis.
That’s pretty much it.