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03.25.09Here’s Kevin Smith talking about the “dark side of the internet” – I still can’t figure out why he’s so much more compelling as a speaker than as a filmmaker. Or why it looks like he’s wearing a GD bath robe.
- Fluffy bunny rabbits + realistic war violence + Japan = get my mind a cigarette because it just got blown. [WarmingGlow]
- Solid stop-motion animation of Iron Man taking on Bruce Lee [GorillaMask]
- Know how I know you’re a nerd? You have an At-At from Star Wars for a pet. [ScreenJunkies]
- Oops. The band Slightly Stoopid played a benefit for Autism, and it probably wasn’t the best idea to put the band’s name at the top of the invite. (Or to hire them at all because their music sucks, but I digress…) [HolyTaco]
- Wassup, ése? I painted thees pinche wall for that pinche movie Fast and Furious. Puro Paul Walker por vida, eh. [UGO]
- Hey look, half naked sluts. [BullzEye]
- Kim Kardashian photoshop before and after. You can tell I wasn’t involved because her head isn’t pasted on an orangutan’s ass. [DailyFill]
- Meet Thomas Leopold, the nuclear pedophile. Yep, he’s real. [Atom]
- From the writer of The Notebook, comes, The Handjob. Pfft, who comes from a handjob these days? …Oh right. [CollegeHumor]
- Why, Nic Cage, what a taut, smooth forehead you have. [Meetthefamous]
[hat tip to /film on the Kevin Smith video]

So where’s the link for the compelling clip? N’yuk n’yuk n’yuk. Christ, Kevin, at least you didn’t write the “1989 laffer We’re No Angels.” Nope, that was David Mamet. Y’know, the respected guy.
The Cat Shit One thing could be magic.
AT-AT as pet: photos by Mr. Drummond?
No way….
*tumbleweed rolls by*
Geez, you could have warned me that the half naked sluts link was NSFW.
I thought Kim K WAS an oranguntan. My bad, she just fucks them.
You can’t please everybody so you might as well please yourself is also my theory in sex.
I airbrush* magazine pics everyday
*cum on
I thought you hairbrushed pussy all day?
Silly Thumb, kids have no pubes.
Thanks for the trip down memory lane, but that I instantly knew what an AT-AT was really messes with my coolness quotient.
Oh and did I mention I saw this movie in the theatre the first time around? Because I’m old?
Al, you say “messes with” … I say “sends off the chart”.
I can’t tell if that’s a compliment or not.
I’ll just go make you a sandwich.
Could ya whip up a few rounds? Me & the Mentourage are workin’ on some totally awesome “projects”. Right, guys?
Guys?
Oh, sorry Thumb. I was just over here lighting some scented MANdles and getting ready to Dude-Douche.
Yay, Pauly! You made the news!
Drunk Man Dangerously Close To Figuring Out You’re Fucking With Him
The heavily intoxicated man seated next to you is dangerously close to realizing you’ve been fucking with him this entire time…
Heavily? Intoxicated? How’d they know I was drunk AND fat?
Sabertooth in drag was not something I was prepared for.
And apparently I’m half asleep cause I posted that Sabertooth comment on the wrong fucking thread. That being said, I am totally freaked the hell out by the Hulk Pedo that’s running around.