Comments on: MICKEY ROURKE SIGNS FOR IRON MAN 2 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-signs-for-iron-man-2 FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:52:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: paulnuts http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-signs-for-iron-man-2#comment-182525 paulnuts Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:49:59 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10948#comment-182525 What I want to know is whether or not iron man 2 will feature any bathroom ass banging by crimson whiplash What I want to know is whether or not iron man 2 will feature any bathroom ass banging by crimson whiplash

]]> By: JessicaD http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-signs-for-iron-man-2#comment-182374 JessicaD Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:09:59 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10948#comment-182374 I would pay money to see him running around with gamma radiated chihuahuas that attack on command (he and Nick Nolte could be an evil duo). Mickey Rourke is CHOLO, the criminal who's bite is worse than his bark...Nick Nolte is The Bum, the evil criminal who's BO is worse than...well..everything. I would pay money to see him running around with gamma radiated chihuahuas that attack on command (he and Nick Nolte could be an evil duo). Mickey Rourke is CHOLO, the criminal who’s bite is worse than his bark…Nick Nolte is The Bum, the evil criminal who’s BO is worse than…well..everything.

]]> By: The Rutger Hauer Experience http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-signs-for-iron-man-2#comment-182360 The Rutger Hauer Experience Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:52:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10948#comment-182360 I think Crimson Whiplash is when you french kiss aunt flow. I think Crimson Whiplash is when you french kiss aunt flow.

]]> By: 6waysfromsunday http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-signs-for-iron-man-2#comment-182346 6waysfromsunday Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:41:14 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10948#comment-182346 I know my face is just a broken down piece of meat. and looking like this means I deserve to be alone. I just don't want you to stare at me. (Single Tear Drop) I know my face is just a broken down piece of meat. and looking like this means I deserve to be alone. I just don’t want you to stare at me. (Single Tear Drop)

]]> By: Abe_Froman http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-signs-for-iron-man-2#comment-182345 Abe_Froman Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:40:32 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10948#comment-182345 I checked out Crimson Dynamo on Urban Dictionary and it involves pile driving a chick on the rag so I think Clayface can pull it off. Now I hope Megan Fox signs on. I checked out Crimson Dynamo on Urban Dictionary and it involves pile driving a chick on the rag so I think Clayface can pull it off. Now I hope Megan Fox signs on.

]]> By: Armorcladinosor http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-signs-for-iron-man-2#comment-182337 Armorcladinosor Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:25:24 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10948#comment-182337 Mickey Rourke's villain in Spider-man 4 was simply going to be reshooting the wrestling scene from the first Spiderman with Randy "The Ram" Robinson killing Uncle Ben with the Ram Jam in a 'roided rage. Mickey Rourke’s villain in Spider-man 4 was simply going to be reshooting the wrestling scene from the first Spiderman with Randy “The Ram” Robinson killing Uncle Ben with the Ram Jam in a ‘roided rage.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-signs-for-iron-man-2#comment-182334 Donkey Hodey Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:14:11 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10948#comment-182334 Wait, so the Crimson Dynamo is a Marvel character? Huh, I always figured him for DC. /(bad)electricity joke Wait, so the Crimson Dynamo is a Marvel character? Huh, I always figured him for DC.

/(bad)electricity joke

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-signs-for-iron-man-2#comment-182333 ChinoMoreno Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:56:51 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10948#comment-182333 Crimson Durstamo? Crimson Durstamo?

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-signs-for-iron-man-2#comment-182332 ChinoMoreno Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:46:56 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10948#comment-182332 I was looking everywhere for that string! I was looking everywhere for that string!

]]> By: 6waysfromsunday http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-signs-for-iron-man-2#comment-182331 6waysfromsunday Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:38:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10948#comment-182331 Crimson Dynamo would have been appropriate. Mickey's face always looks like its in mid-electrocution anyway. Crimson Dynamo would have been appropriate. Mickey’s face always looks like its in mid-electrocution anyway.

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